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United Broke your guitar? boohoo

I’m kinda glad that United broke your guitar.

Jul 13

july 11

if your bday is on July 11th I will gladly take a poop in your stank mouth for free. Also, your girl is on Valtrex. That’s neither here nor there.

Jul 10

you know who you are

All anyone can say is how you’re so down to earth. So is dog shit. Both are getting left in the dirt.

Jul 06

vin diesel

If it were up to me you would get a Lifetime Achievement Award for “best performance” in our friendship.

Jul 04

taking over the states

If you check the tour section of this site you’ll see that this summer is all SFR, baby. More shows than you can shake a dick at.

Jul 02

Sleep of Oldominion

Sleep of Oldominion is a teddy bear. I just wanna squeeze him so tight that he squeaks and squeals and spins his lyrical miracle wheels.

Jun 30

Eddie!

Ed McMahon still owes me $10,000,000.o0. Even in death. Still…RIP.

Jun 23

weaklies

The Providence Phoenix overlooked every one of our artists in the local poll. Damn it feels good to be an angster.

Jun 20

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