I’m kinda glad that United broke your guitar.
if your bday is on July 11th I will gladly take a poop in your stank mouth for free. Also, your girl is on Valtrex. That’s neither here nor there.
All anyone can say is how you’re so down to earth. So is dog shit. Both are getting left in the dirt.
If it were up to me you would get a Lifetime Achievement Award for “best performance” in our friendship.
If you check the tour section of this site you’ll see that this summer is all SFR, baby. More shows than you can shake a dick at.
Sleep of Oldominion is a teddy bear. I just wanna squeeze him so tight that he squeaks and squeals and spins his lyrical miracle wheels.
Ed McMahon still owes me $10,000,000.o0. Even in death. Still…RIP.
The Providence Phoenix overlooked every one of our artists in the local poll. Damn it feels good to be an angster.
Sage Francis "Make 'Em Purr" T-Shirts! Available in Men's & Women's sizes here.
Sage Francis "Copper Gone" HOODIES! Available in Full Zip & Pullover styles here.
The SFR Flag Cape is an exact replica of the one worn onstage by Sage Francis! One of the most-requested Sage merch items of the past decade is finally here!