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Sarcastro



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I heard spotted dolphins are the only creatures other than humans who have sex simply for the fun of it, even when they know they can't procreate they continue to do it...they're smarter than you think

also someone answer my question, dolphin safe tuna, does that mean theres no dolphins in the tuna can, or no dolphins killed durin the catching and makin of the supposed tuna.
Post Tue Mar 18, 2003 7:28 am
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barlow



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WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward....


Even more "interesting" dolphin sex facts here:

http://www.dolphinsex.org


Again, please don't ask how I know about this site. You wouldn't believe me.
Post Tue Mar 18, 2003 7:41 am
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maxamillion



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I know english people aren't know for their sexual behavior, (unlike the french) but dolphins..........come on barlow.

How's that saying again: you practice what you preach??????
Post Tue Mar 18, 2003 7:50 am
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Ryan



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Dolphins built Atlantis.
Post Tue Mar 18, 2003 8:03 am
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Ryan



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aeQea wrote:
humans rule, dolphins can suck it.

is that from UCB?
Post Tue Mar 18, 2003 8:04 am
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maxamillion



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So you know where atlantis is???

mind telling the rest of the world!!!




How did you come up with this one??
Post Tue Mar 18, 2003 8:04 am
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Clark Nova



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eat lsd and get into an isolation tank next to a dolphin research pool...
http://www.erowid.org/culture/characters/lilly_john/lilly_john_self_metaprogramming.shtml
Post Tue Mar 18, 2003 8:15 am
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Sarcastro



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barlow wrote:

Even more "interesting" dolphin sex facts here:

http://www.dolphinsex.org



AHAHAHAHA man if this shit isn't made up I have to meet the guy who wrote it. Most disturbing piece of writing I have witnessed in my life.
Post Tue Mar 18, 2003 8:30 am
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barlow



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maxamillion wrote:
I know english people aren't know for their sexual behavior, (unlike the french) but dolphins..........come on barlow.

How's that saying again: you practice what you preach??????


Cheeky bastard!

Some of my friends have had sex THIS YEAR!!!!!

Well, they claim they have.
Post Tue Mar 18, 2003 8:34 am
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MessiahCarey



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Thoughts about dolphins:

I know they can communicate - and that steps are being taken to learn their language.

They are, indeed, beautiful creatures. Very streamlined.

Harold, from RAW's works, is my favorite red herring (of course, he's a dolphin...but...of the red herring variety).

I've seen them many times, because I used to live in Orlando near Sea World. I've also been to Disney World (a mouse operated person trap) 27 times, many of them for free. There was a dolphin display there one year for new years.

Ummmmm.

Yeah.

Peace,
Shane
Post Tue Mar 18, 2003 9:48 am
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Jesus Frank



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Wow, you keep count of how many times you've been to Disneyland?

Cool. I respect that.
Post Tue Mar 18, 2003 9:55 am
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MessiahCarey



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Jesus Frank wrote:
Wow, you keep count of how many times you've been to Disneyland?

Cool. I respect that.


Nah, my parents did. Then said it over and over and over again until I had no choice but to remember.

Plus, 27 is an interesting number.

- Shane
Post Tue Mar 18, 2003 10:02 am
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Hellen Earth
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"Plus, 27 is an interesting number."



-Just curious as to why you find 27 an interesting number. It has been a re-occuring number in my life for the last 5 years. It's weird. I worked at a Market Basket and it was store 27 in the chain. Whenever there's a random number being generated around me, 27 seems to come up often. Is there any specific significance to it that anyone knows of???
Post Tue Mar 18, 2003 10:05 am
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MessiahCarey



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Hellen Earth wrote:
Is there any specific significance to it that anyone knows of???


Yes. There is a specific significance to the number that people know of.

Those people, however, aren't me.

- Shane
Post Tue Mar 18, 2003 10:12 am
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princess



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Ever seen The Simpsons' episode where the Dolphins take over Springfield? :lol:
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