Alan Hague
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 617
Location: http://askthedead.bandcamp.com |
SFR announcement wrote:
Elephant in the room stands naked and screams out loud, "YEAH, WHAT OF IT???"
Yep.
'Our records indicate that you first noticed your iPod was missing at 0300 hrs. on 03/30/12 - 4 minutes, 38 seconds after you purchased your Subway sandwich for lunch. When you called your friend Steve to ask him if he'd seen your iPod, he expressed a lack of knowledge on the matter sufficient enough for the Bureau to conclude that the device had been stolen. We tracked its signal through its internal GPS locator, whereupon an infrared image of the subject's domicile provided conclusive evidence that he was the perpetrator. He was lobotomized & relocated to the Siberian permafrost farms where he will toil until the end of his worthless, delinquent days.
'This justice is brought to you by Apple, in conjunction with the NSA. Remember: if we're looking over your shoulder, it's only because we've got your back.' |
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pedavis
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 1406
Location: Illinois, US |
hahaha ahhh... what? |
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Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:15 pm |
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Plum Puddin'
Joined: 26 May 2008
Posts: 1648
Location: Get off my lawn. |
Is your ipod still two houses down or has it gone again?
At least engage in some PsyOps with them. |
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Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:44 pm |
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Plum Puddin'
Joined: 26 May 2008
Posts: 1648
Location: Get off my lawn. |
No ones gonna solve this for you Pedavis.
You must call on the courage of your ancestors. |
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Sun Apr 01, 2012 6:54 pm |
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pedavis
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 1406
Location: Illinois, US |
bout time you showed up plum. i'm thankful for all of the support/condemnation. couldn't do it without you guys n gals.
i'm thinking brick-ops (see what i did there?) with a note attached. i dunno. it'll take a pretty nice night and a head full of whiskey to put the pep in my step. it is just an ipod after all. |
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Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:06 pm |
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Plum Puddin'
Joined: 26 May 2008
Posts: 1648
Location: Get off my lawn. |
pedavis wrote:
it is just an ipod after all.
First they came for my iPod, & i did nothing..
Then they came for my PS3, & i did nothing..
Then they came for my TV & computer & now i do nothing..
COZ THOSE ASSHOLES STOLE ALL MY SHIT!!!
Fuck that.
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Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:18 pm |
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Plum Puddin'
Joined: 26 May 2008
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Location: Get off my lawn. |
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Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:24 pm |
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Plum Puddin'
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Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:25 pm |
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Plum Puddin'
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Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:48 pm |
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Plum Puddin'
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Disharmony
Joined: 01 Jun 2003
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Location: Buried in Minnesota dirt. |
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Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:18 pm |
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Plum Puddin'
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Plum Puddin'
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Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:41 pm |
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Plum Puddin'
Joined: 26 May 2008
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Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:44 pm |
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SFR announcement
Joined: 26 Jul 2004
Posts: 821
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Ahhhh fuck. I'm glad this forum still exists. Thank you. |
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