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Raoul DeGroot



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Jared Paul wrote:
Raoul DeGroot wrote:
well, and the sloppily tender-hearted.


I'm sorry if you were one of the people waiting in line all night before the album dropped. I respect that, I really do. They're all good albums but the Bends is the best as far as a complete package is concerned. It doesn't mean you have to take your Kid A posters down or anything...


Are you denying that you're sloppily tenderhearted? You can be that. You know you are. It's okay to be. It just makes you dead wrong about the quality of a lot of music.

And you are dead wrong, by the way. I never listened to that album because I never did care for bullshit unless I grew attached to it in childhood.
I'm listening to it just now and as I suspected it's like - "bwang chbyarng lumbum chikkachikka" white person rock noises prematurely ejaculating all over my shoes.
I don't know what dude is singing about. I can't even understand the lyrics. It doesn't speak to my metaphor brain.
It's got child soul.
It speaks to tears falling into their beers type, wistful nostalgia kids. It's so easy it makes me leave the room.

Reevaluate your sense of good Jared Paul.

(The last song on the album is okay)
Post Mon Nov 30, 2009 5:40 pm
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Tool fans are pretty diehard, in my experience. I've never heard more than a few songs by them, but they obviously weren't enough to bring me into the fold. And The Bends is the quintessential Radiohead album.
Post Mon Nov 30, 2009 6:57 pm
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i like tool, by no means a die hard though.... yeah... a lot of their die hard fans look like road protestors and smell of mould and rats, not my cup of tea.. i saw em in brixton once and got some girls luminous sweat covered dreadlock whipped into my mouth as i was yawning, not fucking nice.

They have made some really great music though, lateralus is probably my favourite record of theirs. That said, Maynard is a genuinely weird fucker, i heard he bakes cookies for suicide girls n shit
Post Mon Nov 30, 2009 7:28 pm
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Jared Paul



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Sage Francis wrote:
I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, & a Dope Beastie t, nipple rings, & new tattoos that claimed that he was OGT, back in '92, from the first EP. Inbetween sips of Coke he told me that he thought we were sellin' out, layin' down, suckin' up to the man. Well now I've got some advice for you, little buddy. Before you point the finger you should know that I'm the man. And if I'm the man, then you're the man, and he's the man as well so you can point that fuckin' finger up your ass. All you know about me is what I've sold you, dumb fuck. I sold out long before you ever heard my name. I sold my soul to make a record, dip shit, and you bought one.
All you read & wear or see & hear on TV is a product begging for your fatass dirty dollar. So...Shut up and buy my new record. Send more money.
Fuck you, buddy."


Raoul for the Fail.
Post Mon Nov 30, 2009 11:38 pm
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Raoul DeGroot



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Neber herd ub dat.

+ No te entiendo.
Post Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:45 am
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Neuro
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nintendo?
Post Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:49 am
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Raoul DeGroot



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and you bebiendo
mucho liquido
you poop it out tho
from your mouth-o
smells like fish roll
wipe it on your bum bum,
with benjy compson.
Take a nap forever and dream of Google Wave.
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Yes.

DeGroot is the man.

Yes homo.
Post Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:07 am
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google goose got moose horns too much loose porns from pooping too much fruit corn
Post Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:38 am
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Apparently Maynard has a vineyard on his property and when fans try to come up to his house he shoots them with a paint ball gun.

I like this.

Some songs are complex and amaze me, can't lie on that, a few are beautiful to me.
Post Tue Dec 01, 2009 4:39 am
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futuristxen



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Hunter S. Thompson shot at people with real guns while screaming unholy obscenities blindly into their direction.
Post Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:15 am
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futuristxen wrote:
Hunter S. Thompson shot at people with real guns while screaming unholy obscenities blindly into their direction.


Willy Burroughs killed the mother of his son and got away with it.
Post Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:17 am
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neveragainlikesheep wrote:
futuristxen wrote:
Hunter S. Thompson shot at people with real guns while screaming unholy obscenities blindly into their direction.


Willy Burroughs killed the mother of his son and got away with it.


True that. Lord knows how high William Faulkner's body count was. Back then if you were an artist, you shot live rounds. Not this paint ball bullshit. What has happened to us?
Post Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:41 am
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futuristxen wrote:
neveragainlikesheep wrote:
futuristxen wrote:
Hunter S. Thompson shot at people with real guns while screaming unholy obscenities blindly into their direction.


Willy Burroughs killed the mother of his son and got away with it.


True that. Lord knows how high William Faulkner's body count was. Back then if you were an artist, you shot live rounds. Not this paint ball bullshit. What has happened to us?


We started eating McDonalds.

But, still, I don't think Maynard is the "kill 'em" type, despite his stint in Army.
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me dad got smashed with hunter s Thompson after telling him to go fuck himself and stop pretending to be hunter s Thompson. I am forever jealous, bastard.

i wasn't joking about the baking cookies thing, they need to make a new album though, no more of that a perfect circle shite, that last album of their's was really fucking embarrassing
Post Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:43 pm
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