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PHIL LACIO AKA P DAWG
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disharmony, do you have kids?
Post Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:36 pm
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PHIL LACIO AKA P DAWG wrote:
disharmony, do you have kids?
No.
Post Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:41 pm
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PHIL LACIO AKA P DAWG
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then shut up
Post Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:46 pm
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Do you have kids?
Post Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:49 pm
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Disharmony wrote:
Do you have kids?
phil has a daughter thats technically mine but whos counting.
Post Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:52 pm
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And if you do, shut up. It's hilarious how we need to treat the naked flesh like something our children shouldn't witness. I wouldn't give a shit if my kids saw a naked person. It's a fucking body, but you're socially constructed to view the naked form as sexual and inappropriate. What is a cock swinging going to do to your little girl or boy? Did you know they look at themselves naked from time to time? I'd reccomend removing all mirrors before your little boy or girl sees themselves and violates their eyes. Red dragon that shit ASAP.
Post Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:54 pm
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PHIL LACIO AKA P DAWG
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Disharmony wrote:
And if you do, shut up. It's hilarious how we need to treat the naked flesh like something our children shouldn't witness. I wouldn't give a shit if my kids saw a naked person. It's a fucking body, but you're socially constructed to view the naked form as sexual and inappropriate. What is a cock swinging going to do to your little girl or boy? Did you know they look at themselves naked from time to time? I'd reccomend removing all mirrors before your little boy or girl sees themselves and violates their eyes. Red dragon that shit ASAP.


shut the hell up dude, are you serious? when you have a kid you can do what you want, but trying to tell someone who is a parent how to raise their kid.gtfoh
Post Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:14 pm
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disharmony,if this was the necro board youd be a faggot...but its not...you slimeball.
Post Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:15 pm
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PHIL LACIO AKA P DAWG wrote:
Disharmony wrote:
And if you do, shut up. It's hilarious how we need to treat the naked flesh like something our children shouldn't witness. I wouldn't give a shit if my kids saw a naked person. It's a fucking body, but you're socially constructed to view the naked form as sexual and inappropriate. What is a cock swinging going to do to your little girl or boy? Did you know they look at themselves naked from time to time? I'd reccomend removing all mirrors before your little boy or girl sees themselves and violates their eyes. Red dragon that shit ASAP.


shut the hell up dude, are you serious? when you have a kid you can do what you want, but trying to tell someone who is a parent how to raise their kid.gtfoh
When I have a kid their room is going to be painted with various genitalia. I'm not telling you how to raise your kid, you're allowed to do whatever you wish. I'm just saying it's hilarious how taboo a naked body has become. Do you remember being a kid and seeing a naked body whether it be media or reality, well I do and guess what, I didn't care. I do admit digging through my dad's porn collection corrupted me. I've been sexually repressed and emotionally damaged ever since. Now I carve phallic symbols into my arms so I can feel alive.

And trav, if this was real life, you'd be a rebellious wangster on the edge of a world that he doesn't fit into. A reckless loner, with no respect for the laws, laughs in the face of danger because he's a renegade. Your skin would be riddled with self inflicted cigarette burns that you'd use to show your homies how tough you are by telling them your dad gave them to you when you couldn't bench press 100lbs by the age of 5.
Post Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:30 pm
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Disharmony wrote:
PHIL LACIO AKA P DAWG wrote:
Disharmony wrote:
And if you do, shut up. It's hilarious how we need to treat the naked flesh like something our children shouldn't witness. I wouldn't give a shit if my kids saw a naked person. It's a fucking body, but you're socially constructed to view the naked form as sexual and inappropriate. What is a cock swinging going to do to your little girl or boy? Did you know they look at themselves naked from time to time? I'd reccomend removing all mirrors before your little boy or girl sees themselves and violates their eyes. Red dragon that shit ASAP.


shut the hell up dude, are you serious? when you have a kid you can do what you want, but trying to tell someone who is a parent how to raise their kid.gtfoh
When I have a kid their room is going to be painted with various genitalia. I'm not telling you how to raise your kid, you're allowed to do whatever you wish. I'm just saying it's hilarious how taboo a naked body has become. Do you remember being a kid and seeing a naked body whether it be media or reality, well I do and guess what, I didn't care. I do admit digging through my dad's porn collection corrupted me. I've been sexually repressed and emotionally damaged ever since. Now I carve phallic symbols into my arms so I can feel alive.

And trav, if this was real life, you'd be a rebellious wangster on the edge of a world that he doesn't fit into. A reckless loner, with no respect for the laws, laughs in the face of danger because he's a renegade. Your skin would be riddled with self inflicted cigarette burns that you'd use to show your homies how tough you are by telling them your dad gave them to you when you couldn't bench press 100lbs by the age of 5.
word.
Post Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:35 pm
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two milwaukee naked stories

11 years ago i lived in a womans dorm and their was an apartment next to it and i liked to have our common kitchen window open for sunlight. this guy who lived in the building next door put a chair in the front of the window then he stood on it naked and proceeded to change a lightbulb, all the while jacking his dick in the full view of the window..i guess without standing on the chair i wouldnt have been able to see his cock. he just kept standing there naked doing that till he came on the window so i called the police and told them that i wanted to know if he was at all a registered sex offender. they went next door to ID him and they came back laughing and giggling and told me that his name is such and such if you are ever interested in going over to talk to him " wink wink " he thinks you're real hot..so basically the police went over and then ferried back to me his request for creepy sex...then said " and anyways it is not illegal to be naked in your own apartment with the window open so if you dont like his nakedness then close your shades " ( like, yeah i had a lot of advance notice ) so then i said arent you going to ticket him for jerkin off at me or some shit then they got uncomfortable and told me he was ex military and that his apartment was full of black belt awards and that he was some sort of human registered weapon or some shit, like they were afraid of him. they totally got off on going over and giggling with this pervert.

also another milwaukee naked story...on irving near schizers park there was this little european looking little house with a huge bay window in the front and this old guy with a dumpy creepy body and a huge gut lived there. he would stand in the front of the window naked,for hours, up on a stool or a table so that everyone could see him naked when they walked by. he wasnt touching himself or anything but he was modeling his bod like a mannequin in a store window. it was really weird and the 'lice couldnt do anything about it because i guess it was not a violation to stand naked in your own home with the window wide open so long as you werent jerkin at the little ones.

milwaukee has it's priorites straight.
Post Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:15 am
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metachronos



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I was in my cousin's apt and you could see straight across the way to another apt. This due was getting blown by his Gf while sippin' on one of those capri sun juice pouches. it was weird, almost lynchian.

This was in Madison btw.
Post Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:40 am
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I went to the naked beach near University of BC in vancouver.

It was aight, just like a regular beach, what was cool though is they had carts for all the downtown shops on the beach, fresh french fries and veggie burgers on the beach, tasty. When the grease popped though and the lady dusted off her bush, that kinda creeped me out a bit.

Another good story, a few years back I was playing hoops at the elementary school like at 5pm, emptied my pockets behind the post and played. After my game I grabbed my house keys and walked the 3 block back home, Showered, ate dinner, watched Tv went to bed. 4AM rolls around and I sit up in a panic screaming "SHIT!" Somehow in my sleep I had realised I left my wallet on the court.

I threw off the covers and ran barefoot out the door, in my boxer briefs. I busted ass through the neighborhood only focused on my wallet. I remember standing on the basketball court in the pitch dark, looking down and saying "HOLY SHIT! MY WALLET!"........and then I looked down and said "HOLY SHIT, I'M NAKED!"........and then I looked around and said "HOLY SHIT....AT AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL!" and then I ran back home.

It was pretty weird.
Post Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:04 am
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C.R.A.Z.Y. wrote:
it is not illegal to be naked in your own apartment with the window open so if you dont like his nakedness then close your shades " ( like, yeah i had a lot of advance notice )

haha...you had time to watch him finish changing the lightbulb and get himself off, but not enough time to close the blinds or turn away?
Post Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:25 am
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C.R.A.Z.Y wrote:
two milwaukee naked stories

11 years ago i lived in a womans dorm and their was an apartment next to it and i liked to have our common kitchen window open for sunlight. this guy who lived in the building next door put a chair in the front of the window then he stood on it naked and proceeded to change a lightbulb, all the while jacking his dick in the full view of the window..i guess without standing on the chair i wouldnt have been able to see his cock. he just kept standing there naked doing that till he came on the window so i called the police and told them that i wanted to know if he was at all a registered sex offender. they went next door to ID him and they came back laughing and giggling and told me that his name is such and such if you are ever interested in going over to talk to him " wink wink " he thinks you're real hot..so basically the police went over and then ferried back to me his request for creepy sex...then said " and anyways it is not illegal to be naked in your own apartment with the window open so if you dont like his nakedness then close your shades " ( like, yeah i had a lot of advance notice ) so then i said arent you going to ticket him for jerkin off at me or some shit then they got uncomfortable and told me he was ex military and that his apartment was full of black belt awards and that he was some sort of human registered weapon or some shit, like they were afraid of him. they totally got off on going over and giggling with this pervert.

also another milwaukee naked story...on irving near schizers park there was this little european looking little house with a huge bay window in the front and this old guy with a dumpy creepy body and a huge gut lived there. he would stand in the front of the window naked,for hours, up on a stool or a table so that everyone could see him naked when they walked by. he wasnt touching himself or anything but he was modeling his bod like a mannequin in a store window. it was really weird and the 'lice couldnt do anything about it because i guess it was not a violation to stand naked in your own home with the window wide open so long as you werent jerkin at the little ones.

milwaukee has it's priorites straight.


Did I see you at the NY Atmos show? I was hoping to talk nakedness face to face.
Post Wed Jul 29, 2009 7:46 am
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