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C.R.A.Z.Y



Joined: 18 Feb 2008
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Your Nakedness  Reply with quote  

Just wanted everyone to know

I finally live in the kind of place where I can sit naked on our porch at 5:30 a.m. and use the SFF, while trains blast past.

I'm not even wearing my spectacles. Cheers to " Not city living "

Go St. Louis Pah'k.

But what the heck is up with your naked?

Huh? Need to know.

If you are not naked then you are fully clothed.

Get with the times.

<3

Monday
Post Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:30 am
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Frezz



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I'm wearing my Miami Vice t-shirt and I will not take it off. I like it too much.
Post Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:54 am
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Disharmony



Joined: 01 Jun 2003
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I'm naked and pleasuring myself to this thread. Right now. I do have socks on however. My roommate's dog is looking at my nuts as we speak. So cute.
Post Mon Jul 27, 2009 5:22 am
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Mikal kHill



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I was naked all the time... then I had a kid, and my brother recently started living with me. The naked came to a quick and brutal close. I live in the country now, though, we bought a house in the middle of nowhere, so sometimes when I'm taking the trash out or something, i just piss in my front yard because no one can see me and that's awesome.

-kHill
Post Mon Jul 27, 2009 5:32 am
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mzehe916



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I'm cool with being naked in the outdoors or bedroom (even the house at times), but I can't chill naked on a couch without thinking it might smell like ass later. And yes, even if you clean your ass there will be some sort of ass odor leakage. Don't act like it won't happen. So I guess as long as you aren't chillin' naked on fabric then you are okay.

And I'm all for peeing outside. If anything, do it for water conservation.
Post Mon Jul 27, 2009 6:25 am
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futuristxen



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If I sat around naked outside, I would come inside with a quarter billion mosquito bites. So yeah. No.
Post Mon Jul 27, 2009 6:56 am
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Mikal kHill



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I guess I should clarify... Even before my child was born, I was definately not running around outside naked. Living in the country also means a terrifying number of bugs. I found a black widow in my yard a few weeks ago.

-kHill
Post Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:29 am
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Sarcastro



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I'm a never nude

There are dozens of us! Dozens!
Post Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:45 am
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hank



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I went to a nude beach for the first time last week, i felt a little uncomfortable at first, especially seeing other people naked. Nothing like swimming naked though.


"if a man cant piss in his own front yard he's living too close to town"
Post Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:50 am
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Disharmony



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Ahhhhhhhh, I just finished.
Post Mon Jul 27, 2009 9:01 am
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remind



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hank wrote:
I went to a nude beach for the first time last week, i felt a little uncomfortable at first, especially seeing other people naked. Nothing like swimming naked though.


"if a man cant piss in his own front yard he's living too close to town"


I don't think I could go to a nude beach. What if I popped a woody outta nowhere? I'd probably have to run with it in my hand back to my towel so I could lie on my stomach until it went away. Having your back get more burnt than your front and shit. Sounds like a pain in the ass.
Post Mon Jul 27, 2009 9:10 am
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Atreyu



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I feel awkward totally naked unless I'm bathing or having sex.

I live alone and the barest I'll get is walking downstairs in my drawls to let the dog out.
Post Mon Jul 27, 2009 9:25 am
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zagadka
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remind wrote:
hank wrote:
I went to a nude beach for the first time last week, i felt a little uncomfortable at first, especially seeing other people naked. Nothing like swimming naked though.


"if a man cant piss in his own front yard he's living too close to town"


I don't think I could go to a nude beach. What if I popped a woody outta nowhere? I'd probably have to run with it in my hand back to my towel so I could lie on my stomach until it went away. Having your back get more burnt than your front and shit. Sounds like a pain in the ass.



haha this reminds me of when my mom and a 6th grade me were on vacation and stumbled upon a nude beach. my only memory of it was seeing an older man about 60 standing on a rock, naked, large gut almost covering his boner but not really, because I still saw it and was completely horrified.
Post Mon Jul 27, 2009 9:31 am
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Disharmony



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I feel like if I was a woman I would be naked whenever I wanted. But being a guy walking around naked is just asking for trouble. I stub random things all the time on the most random objects. I could see myself closing the refrigerator on my dick in the middle of the night. Also, the idea of sleeping naked is weird for me....I get spider bites in the middle of the night, so having my penis out would be like dangling a worm in front of a fish. Also, I only look at my dick if it is necessary. Like taking a huge crap. Or if I'm getting Fellatio.
Post Mon Jul 27, 2009 9:34 am
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phataccino



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I don't know how anyone can sleep any way other than naked. I can go boxers or a pair of shorts or something if I have company and might need to get up in the night, but I couldn't regularly sleep in clothes. Especially shirts. They get all twisted up around your neck and feel like they're choking you. Anything around the neck while you sleep gets the bozack.
Post Mon Jul 27, 2009 10:05 am
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