Captiv8
Joined: 25 Aug 2006
Posts: 8177
Location: Third Coast |
prolific memorie wrote:
Who farted?
It was my dog Bosco. No , really it was him!
Jay Leno, everyone. |
Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:29 am |
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passenger
Joined: 18 Apr 2006
Posts: 625
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Captiv8 wrote:
prolific memorie wrote:
Who farted?
It was my dog Bosco. No , really it was him!
Jay Leno, everyone.
too soon... too soon |
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Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:49 am |
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prolific memorie
Joined: 19 Apr 2009
Posts: 1412
Location: Pieces of my brain dripping from the wall i was leaning against,that the cleaning lady found first. |
passenger wrote:
Captiv8 wrote:
prolific memorie wrote:
Who farted?
It was my dog Bosco. No , really it was him!
Jay Leno, everyone.
too soon... too soon
causing giggles attacks left and right |
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Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:39 pm |
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quasifoto
Joined: 30 Jun 2002
Posts: 975
Location: Albany |
what's the chorus that sage and the female sing? it's starts right after "we'd have flatulent offspring". i can't quite figure out the lyrics and i feel like my ears are butchering that part. the whole song is so fun to listen to, the chorus and beats make me crack up each listen. what a closer! |
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Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:52 pm |
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MP3D
Straaaange FAMOUS!
Joined: 28 Apr 2005
Posts: 2612
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prolific memorie wrote:
passenger wrote:
Captiv8 wrote:
prolific memorie wrote:
Who farted?
It was my dog Bosco. No , really it was him!
Jay Leno, everyone.
too soon... too soon
causing giggles attacks left and right
i dont get it. |
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Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:59 pm |
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Marcus Forealius
Joined: 31 Jan 2005
Posts: 495
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Who farted?
Was it Bruno that time when he fell on Eminem?
His ass spit a rhyme that Marshall only wished he could pen. |
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Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:07 pm |
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mancabbage
Joined: 29 Jun 2005
Posts: 9157
Location: london |
who farted?
that squeakey bald midget from austin powers?
naaa if it were that lil fella it woulda been a hell of a lot louder |
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Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:26 pm |
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rubix138
Joined: 15 Jul 2002
Posts: 662
Location: New Albany, Indiana |
Who farted?
Was it Bernard Dolan?
He will let me KnowMore about the ethical treatment of his colon. |
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Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:21 pm |
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Disharmony
Joined: 01 Jun 2003
Posts: 2988
Location: Buried in Minnesota dirt. |
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Sage Francis wrote:
Jesse wrote:
I am flabbergasted that Sage not only beat me to the "Helen Keller kicks your ass, youngun" punch, but stuck around to make certain it got pounded home.
Hats off!
She gets used as a punch line in raps so often and so poorly... Son Doobie's might be the worst ever; "Like a Goodfella, I'm a good speller / Yet I get retarded like Helen Keller." Awww dude.
I am down to ride for HK. Put 'em up.
I think we had a debate about her before on this forum. I can't remember when, but it stemmed from an interview where I listed her as a major inspiration or a hero of mine. I don't mention her accomplishments to buzzkilll Helen Keller jokes, but her story is inspirational so I think it's worth bringing up. I would have let it go if she wasn't compared to George Bush. ha
To be fair, It wasn't a comparison. I was using that analogy to explain how being able to give speeches doesn't make people smart...or something. I didn't know she dropped knowledge on a regular. I thought maybe she learned a few things like hello, or where is my food......I didn't know she became inspirational and fully competent.
The joke still makes me smile. |
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Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:08 pm |
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marge
Joined: 01 May 2003
Posts: 2711
Location: wiscompton |
I had a lot of hope for this thread. |
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Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:59 pm |
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PatrickBateman
Joined: 09 Aug 2003
Posts: 2272
Location: Philadelphia, PA |
Who farted?
was it marge?
did she have such a dope thought she accidentally discharged?
Who farted?
was it disharmony?
did he squeeze out such a nasty one that he shit-partially?
Who farted?
was it rubix138?
was it the pooiest run-he-gave? |
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Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:18 am |
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Hellen Earth
could be a girl. could be a guy.
Joined: 09 Jan 2003
Posts: 1259
Location: Fitchburg, MA |
Who Farterd?
Was it PatrickBateman?
Did his ass go slack at the climax of masturbation? |
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Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:53 am |
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Captiv8
Joined: 25 Aug 2006
Posts: 8177
Location: Third Coast |
Who farted?
Was it Hellen Earth?
Could his/her ass not contain the gas of its swellin' girth? |
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Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:14 am |
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Plum Puddin'
Joined: 26 May 2008
Posts: 1649
Location: Get off my lawn. |
Who farted?
It was obviously Captiv8
Did you see how much beans & cabbage was on his plate?
Who fotted?
It was the underground kid
It's like 10 years ago but im still laughin at that shit. |
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Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:37 am |
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Travadone
Joined: 05 Mar 2009
Posts: 2977
Location: LI(f)E SUCKS (The Album) |
i really hate this thread and the thread title.
its such a shitty thread.
leave it as a song title i dont care to read everyones wack rhymes or stupid ideas. |
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Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:50 am |
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