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futuristxen



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prolyphic81 wrote:
Who farted?

Was is D'Angelo?

Did he sprinkle Brown Sugar with it from his man poo hole.


hee hee man poo hole.
Post Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:56 pm
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who farted?
an errant little squeak
if it was me, i'd give my panties a peek
Post Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:10 pm
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Fine. I'll revise my Helen Keller joke.

Who farted?
Was it Helen Keller?
No, because Helen Adams Keller was the first deafblind person to earn a Bachelor of Arts degree. She was well traveled and was outspoken in her opposition to war. She campaigned for women's suffrage, workers' rights, and socialism, as well as many other progressive causes.

She was a suffragist, a pacifist, a Wilson opposer, a radical Socialist, and a birth control supporter.

In 1920, she helped to found the ACLU.

Keller and Sullivan traveled to over 39 countries, making several trips to Japan and becoming a favorite of the Japanese people. (
Keller and her friend Mark Twain were both considered radicals in the socio-political context present in the United States at the beginning of the 20th century, and as a consequence, their political views have been forgotten or glossed over in popular perception.[8] Newspaper columnists who had praised her courage and intelligence before she expressed her socialist views now called attention to her disabilities. The editor of the Brooklyn Eagle wrote that her "mistakes sprung out of the manifest limitations of her development."
Post Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:28 pm
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All you need to do is revise this dumb comment.

Disharmony wrote:
Jesse wrote:
Disharmony wrote:
Who farted?
Was it Helen Keller?
I know she's blind, deaf and dumb, but that doesn't mean we have to smell her.
Not dumb. She learned to speak with the Tadoma method, and went on to be famous for her speeches.
This is like saying George Bush wasn't dumb because he was president.
Post Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:40 pm
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Besides, everyone knows if you're going to make an offensive joke about Hellen Keller, it's best if you use Anne Frank instead. That is how you win the game.

Miracle Hands or whatever is a powerful piece of drama. When Anne of Green Gables teaches Helen to speak with the water? Are you kidding? It was like I was teaching my face to feel, but with tears!
Post Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:46 pm
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I got a joke about Helen Keller, stolen from an unknown comedian:

I wanted to know what it was like to be Hellen Keller, so I turned off all the lights and put in ear plugs.

Boy, she sure did masturbate a lot.
Post Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:36 pm
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Sage Francis wrote:
All you need to do is revise this dumb comment.

Disharmony wrote:
Jesse wrote:
Disharmony wrote:
Who farted?
Was it Helen Keller?
I know she's blind, deaf and dumb, but that doesn't mean we have to smell her.
Not dumb. She learned to speak with the Tadoma method, and went on to be famous for her speeches.
Boioioioioioioioioioioioioioing

Post Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:38 am
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You thought Helen Keller was dumb. Just pointing out that she wasn't.
Post Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:47 am
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Yeah. I admit I did not know the facts/her history before I typed that joke.
Post Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:55 am
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Who fahted?
Was it Millard Fillmore?
Did he leave a poopy downpour?
Post Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:59 am
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Who farted?

Was it Xaul fucking Zan?

He's a tall fucking man who keeps his farts in a can!




Who farted?

Was it MP3D?

Hell yeah it was me, but it was SBD!
Post Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:24 am
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I am flabbergasted that Sage not only beat me to the "Helen Keller kicks your ass, youngun" punch, but stuck around to make certain it got pounded home.

Hats off!

She gets used as a punch line in raps so often and so poorly... Son Doobie's might be the worst ever; "Like a Goodfella, I'm a good speller / Yet I get retarded like Helen Keller." Awww dude.

I am down to ride for HK. Put 'em up.
Post Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:44 am
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Bring that Beat Back



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Who farted?
Was it Osama Bin Laden?
Is that why they won't go in his cave to find him?
Post Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:08 am
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Jesse wrote:
I am flabbergasted that Sage not only beat me to the "Helen Keller kicks your ass, youngun" punch, but stuck around to make certain it got pounded home.

Hats off!

She gets used as a punch line in raps so often and so poorly... Son Doobie's might be the worst ever; "Like a Goodfella, I'm a good speller / Yet I get retarded like Helen Keller." Awww dude.

I am down to ride for HK. Put 'em up.


I think we had a debate about her before on this forum. I can't remember when, but it stemmed from an interview where I listed her as a major inspiration or a hero of mine. I don't mention her accomplishments to buzzkilll Helen Keller jokes, but her story is inspirational so I think it's worth bringing up. I would have let it go if she wasn't compared to George Bush. ha


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Post Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:54 am
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Who farted?

It was my dog Bosco. No , really it was him!
Post Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:04 am
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