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marge



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Who farted?
It was your mother.

Thought I was watching yo mtv raps cuz her ass sounds like Ed Lover.


Who farted?
Maybe it was your girl, Asshat.

It's hard to tell if it's flatulence or her trying real hard to make that ass clap.


Who farted?

Oh that was me.
I get gas from the antibiotics I take for those pesky std's.



K, I'm done.
Post Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:48 pm
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z-spot22



Joined: 19 Dec 2003
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Disharmony wrote:
Who farted?
I think it was grandma.
Fucking gross.


awesome
Post Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:53 pm
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AdamBomb



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Who farted?

Whoever smelt it delt it.

Plus if it were me, muhfucka you'd a felt it.
Post Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:53 pm
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futuristxen



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Who farted?
Was it Sean Hannity?
Did he sell his integrity for ass candy?
Post Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:55 pm
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z-spot22



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who farted
paula dean
and you thought that shit was lean

who farted
the artist formerly known as prince
the kinda shit when you get a whiff you know you gonna wince

who farted
was it travadone
he looked around for someone to blame but he was all alone

who farted
i gotta quit
but its fun as hell talkin about the smell of shit

who farted
you.................................bitch
Post Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:04 am
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DeadAwake



Joined: 17 Feb 2007
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who farted? was it Curtis Plum,
all up in ya face with his unnerving bum?
Post Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:09 am
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Plum Puddin'



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Who farted?

It was that kid Prolyphic

Then he punched you in the guts so you could bend over & sniff it.
Post Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:19 am
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tommi teardrop



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Who farted?

Was it Tori Amos?

Felt like a Little Earthquake seeped from out her anus.
Post Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:37 am
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Jesse



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Only AdamBomb is rhyming enough syllables to be said to be even playing the game.

Who farted? Was it Rhymesayers Entertainment
Who spread their Atmosphere in fine layers on the pavement?

Who farted? Was it Paul "Sage" Francis?
Is that why girls won't talk to him at all-age dances?

Who farted? Was it Dolan, Bernard who strolled in the yard holdin' it,
Farted and bolted hard with you holdin' the cards?

Who farted? Was it Curtis Plum from Boise
Whose nervous bum just joyfully asserted something noisy?
Post Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:47 am
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DeadAwake



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who farted?
dont tell me it was Paris Hilton?
the simple life couldnt handle her gas,
flowers had wilted.
Post Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:48 am
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Jesse



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What farted? Was it Autobiograffiti, perchance?
Is the tiniest squeak in its pants why I gotta buy it a week in advance?
Post Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:50 am
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Jesse



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Who farted??? Was it Rich Terfry from Halifax?
The mist is flying hella fast with mystifying smell of ass!
His sister's crying, tell him that - she whiffed his giant swell of gas
And Mister Science held a mask but sits there dying. Telepaths
Convinced their clientele at last that it's the Mayan '12 that passed
So gifts you're buying, sell 'em back... something something I'm off track.
Post Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:59 am
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tommi teardrop



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Who farted?

Was it MC Lyte?

Poor Georgie started drinkin on that fartful night.
Post Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:59 am
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AdamBomb



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"Who farted?"

I asked the mirror upon the wall.
"That toot was the top fog of them all."
It was a ruffled rumble, 5 minutes it lasted.
The mirror said "You did, you conceited bastid"
Its true. Everytime I cut the cheese,
I blow out my khakis and my jockeys.
Immune to the beano, I got no control
Public Enemy # 1 when my bum rush the show.
Post Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:01 am
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Jesse



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Who farted? Was it little Wayne Carter?
If not, then when he does, d'you think the kid'll strain harder?
Post Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:10 am
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