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Dr Sagacious



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So today, I'm working (I'm a sub-custodian for a local Michigan school district). I'm doing this person's section that I'm subbing for, and I get pulled off to the side. I was told that they needed me at a different school.

So I thought, "Cool, a reason to escape into the air conditioning of my car, and Mac Lethal pouring out me speakers."

Little did I know what I would be doing at that school. Turns out I'm cleaning desks and shit, because you dirty bastards brought Swine Flu to Michigan!

Just kidding, but I didn't think anyone here had any real confrontation with this damn dirty disease. I did. I don't think I'll get it.
Post Thu May 21, 2009 5:22 pm
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z-spot22



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i talked to a Mexican the other day, and i saw a pig at the petting zoo shortly after but the combination didnt have any effect on me

i think im immune
Post Thu May 21, 2009 5:39 pm
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Sage Francis
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haha
ah man.

You know, moms are going bananas over this thing. The swine flu. It's so hot right now.

My mom urged me to get months worth of canned goods and to stock water and shit like that. I tried to get her to ease up a bit but the red lights are flashing bright on whatever news channels moms watch most.


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Post Thu May 21, 2009 7:01 pm
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redball



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15,000 kids had to stay home this week in NYC because schools were shut down. Didn't help that a principal or whatever died of the flu. Never mind that this flu has panned out to be nothing serious.

I'm more worried because Kevin's turning into a little bully. He's pushing down 4 year olds at the park. He's picking up bad habits at day care and he doesn't want to unlearn them.
Post Thu May 21, 2009 7:06 pm
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Neuro
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the middle school down the street got two confirmed cases of it, school shut down

uhhhh oooohh
Post Thu May 21, 2009 7:13 pm
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Sarcastro



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last night I caught my mom researching swine flu on some website, I laughed at her and she said she had a cold and wanted to see if the symptoms matched up.


moms is crazy yo
crazy fresh
Post Thu May 21, 2009 7:23 pm
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A.Steele



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fear mongering at its finest
Post Thu May 21, 2009 9:47 pm
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Dr Sagacious



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Yeah, we just cleaned the tables, desks, and computers. It really was nothing to worry about.

KEEP YOUR KIDS HOME IF THEY ARE SICK, DOUCHES! EFFIN' EH!
Post Thu May 21, 2009 10:23 pm
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poisonfree



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Check yourself for swine flu:

http://doihaveswineflu.org/
Post Fri May 22, 2009 12:07 am
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Neuro
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UP IN YA FACE!
Post Fri May 22, 2009 12:48 am
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C.R.A.Z.Y



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i went to the cvs by my house to get soap and there on the check out counter they had three types of instant portable disinfectant and also they had a huge stock of surgical face masks. the only people that really would need to wear those is people who just had major organ surgery and people with HIV and weakened immune systems. i dont think they need to put them out on the counter to frighten everybody and then profit from it. jerk offs.
Post Sat May 23, 2009 1:09 am
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Majawala



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i recently was asked to leave a kitchen party after saying something racist about a mexican. he probably had swine flu so it was good to leave.
Post Sat May 23, 2009 1:25 am
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Dr Sagacious



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I'd be pissed if I was the cook at that kitchen party.

"WTF are you guys doing in here?"

Those surgical masks don't work, btw. They block out sneezes and shit, but not the air. Pwnt.
Post Sat May 23, 2009 1:32 am
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poisonfree



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Dr Sagacious wrote:
I'd be pissed if I was the cook at that kitchen party.

"WTF are you guys doing in here?"

Those surgical masks don't work, btw. They block out sneezes and shit, but not the air. Pwnt.


I think masks that block out air are called plastic bags

Post Sat May 23, 2009 1:34 am
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Majawala



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hahahhaa. is that real?
Post Sat May 23, 2009 1:36 am
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