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C.R.A.Z.Y



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ok so it was brought to my attention that there are poop fetishists... people who get off sexually about poop.

i think i may have almost become victim to a copraphagia freak... but i'm not sure...so i looked it up online and was disappointed by the lack of info. i need to know more!

anyone on here well versed in this shitty topic?
any fetish experts? i would like to hear from you.
and man i got a story to tell.

i think something really fucking weird happened but i am not sure if i am imaging it or not cuz the whole thing seems far fetched. right now i'm disgusted and fascinated...

wow.


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Post Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:22 am
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Biggie was in a similar situation.

I've also heard some people get off to being beaten with a sock full of shit.

I don't know or understand.
Feces is out of my element.
Post Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:39 am
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What's the story?
Post Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:47 am
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2 girls one cup is worse than goatse.
Post Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:58 am
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comeon share your story dammit,

I used to spend my lunch break logging in to other peoples accounts at school and sending 100s of copies of scat porn to the printers. you could get by the internet filter by searching for 'veronica moser'... i just googled her and yeah she's still at it, used to be blonde tho.
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my aunt used to run a bed and breakfast, y'know weekend retreat thing, only hers was more ye olde fashionede...anyways another B&B down the rd had a couple stay a weekend, fairly nice people seeming...

when they checked out apparently the bedroom, the linen, everything was covered. in shit. everywhere.
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C.R.A.Z.Y. is the best fake person to ever grace this message board. This is better than whatshername who got fatal diseases every three months for two years straight.
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i dont have time to tell the story in full right now but i just want to know if...
pooping in your pants on purpose while on a date, unknown to the person you are out with, with the intention of having a load of poo in your pants while trying make out with that person in order to get off...is a new thing or something?

i know all about a lot of freaky sex stuff and what people like to do to get off, but i have never heard of this phenomena. i mean what about it exactly would the secret pooper find to be such a turn on to them? that they are functioning and walking around with a load in their pants and no one else knows, or is it the feeling of the squishy poop that they like?

i dont understand people sometimes. i told my friend what happened to me on a date and he insists it was something my date did on purpose, for his own enjoyment.

awww...fuck it...i am late for bed, but i have to tell this story...it's too fucking weird not to.

***

so i haven't dated in 8 months cuz the fella i adore has cancer and i just kinda got all meh-y about love and stuff. one of my neighbors said they hate to see me sitting in my apartment all the time, and that they wanted to get me back out into the world. i said i'm tired of hanging out with people i know right now cuz i'm kinda down and all my friends are from the hip hop community so it just doesn't seem like the kinda fun i want right now, and that i need to meet all new people. my friend told me that a great way to meet all new people outside of my normal social sphere would be to sign up for this internet dating service he is involved with.

i said no. i was skeptical. he convinced me it is cool, because he met his girlfriend there. i relented and said i would try it at least, and give it a chance...because at least the other people on the site all want to meet new people too. i'm tired of meeting drunk people at loud rap shows or patchoulie smelling yuptowners with chrome messenger bags at coffee shops. so i sign up. i met several cool people right away. i went out an a great date with a cool computer technician, and also i met a really nice
"noise musician " just people who are different then whom i might run into at the places i already go. tomorrow i have a date with a guy who runs a theatre for actors. cool people i might never otherwise meet... and so far my neighbor was right.

anyways so everything seemed to be going cool. i started to have fun meeting all new people who do things i might not normally be exposed to in my everyday. it seemed fine. then the shit disaster. i get a message from a guy who lives 5 blocks from me. he likes to cook chili and cornbread, he wears mr. rogers sweaters, and so do i, he likes classic sci fi...and he loves riding bikes. i was impressed with the conversations we had so i agreed to meet him for a date.

he showed up, and we rode our bikes to this really awesome spiral bridge and did the scenic bike tour of the city skyline, we then decided we were having a lot of fun and wanted to go watch a classic sci fi show " red dwarf " it's a fav and he has every episode. so far it's first date gold. we are both dressed really cute and riding our bikes around together and smiling at each other a lot. we talked for hours about our travels. then we started watching red dwarf and he asked me if i wanted a drink, what do i drink, i say scotch. he impresses me by having some in his home bar and so we sit and sip and things are going great. up till this point i would given the date an a.

so anyways after a few hours of watching this show i all of a sudden smell a really really bad smell. like poop. or more commonly, farts. so i think to myself " ewww " but remind myself that everyone passes some gas now and then. i excuse myself thinking that by the time i get back from the bathroom the smell will be gone. it's not. then it's really awkward. its not like i know the guy well enough to say something about the smell, but im confused on what i should do...so i get up and feign having to wash my hands ( i already did ) so i could get away and get some time to think!

i return a second time and sit down on the couch. i am ready to go home, but dont know how to transition to it. the smell has not gone anywhere. it's worse. i turn to the guy on the couch to say something to him, about how im going to leave, but he just grabs me and pulls me to him before i can speak and plants the biggest kiss on my face. i try to turn away but i get hit. now this was a great first date up until this smell problem, and so if it wasn't for the smell i woulda let him steal a kiss at the end, but the smell! it quickly became a failed date!

so then im trying to turn my head so he is just planting a kiss on my ear, then he all of a sudden blurts out, " YOU CAN'T SUCK MY DICK RIGHT NOW" then i was really freaked the hell out! i jumped up and ran for my gloves, put on my gloves then was like " im out of here! " dude starts following me looking all confused like why would i leave... he then follows me out to my bike looking all confused and helpless because i am leaving. then i leave. without saying anything.

the next morning he hits me up right away and i confronted him about why he would blurt out such a weird thing at the end of a date esp when nothing sexual is happening. then he says to me that he is sorry for projecting his ideas about what he thought might happen onto me. i say yeah you better be sorry that was fucked up. then he mentions seeing me again, and i just hang up on em.

then i went to talk to my friend and confidant paddy o' malley. paddy has been there done that and come back to tell the stories. as an irish bartender from brooklyn he has seen it all. he is one of the few people i know who has traveled as much as i have and had as much life experience as i have and so i tend to trust his opinion and advice. at first i though he was pulling my leg...but now i kinda believe him...
and since i been back to dating i tell him every juicy detail. so then i told him about this and he was like, so the guy farted? i tried to explain to him that it was way more potent then a fart. i told him it reminded me of when little kids shit themselves that's how you know they have a full diaper. you can smell it. when i worked with dd adults, they shit themselves too. i tried to tell my friend it smelled just like when a person shits their own pants.

then my friend says " maybe he did shit his pants " i point out to him that what kind of guy poops his pants on a date on accident and then just sits in it, and not only doesn't go change, but furthermore, tries to make out with the lady right then, as soon as he shits himself, with a load in his drawers? then my friend said, " well maybe it wasn't an accident at all! " i was really confused then. then he mentioned " scat " and copraphagia. like, people who poop on each other during sex for kicks, and people who like to eat each others doody.

so i was really freaked out then, came home and looked it up on line... i keep googling variations of " pooping your pants on a date for a thrill " but nothing comes up... anyhow, my friend thinks that the guy gets off on pooping his pants while on a date, that he likes the sneaky thrill of doing something weird that i dont know about it while it's happening and also he likes the idea of kissing a girl who doesnt know he has pants full of poop. and that he generally just gets sexually turned on by the feeling of a load in his drawers...esp while trying to be intimate.

ok, so my friend also though that the guy randomly blurted out the " you can't suck my dick right now " comment because he was afraid if the night got intimate i would find out that he had pooped in his pants, for kicks.

so this guy seemed completely normal and he had nice clothes and a nice apartment and he was clean. but as soon as he smelled poopy it never went away. it just got more intense. i don't know much about farts but i don't think a fart would smell so steady and so long...i swear this guy shit his fucking pants then just sat there an then tried to make out with me.

anyways i'm cool with guys having creepy fetishes if it makes them happy but i only want to be a part of any creepy fun if i am asked and give my permission. and copraphagia is not something i want any part of. no i did not say " i want you to shit in your damn pants and then kiss me fool " that's not my idea of freaky hotness. involving another person in your creepy fetish when they have no clue what you are doing is fucking horrid and violating. and in this instance, kinda funny. but it's bad to me, like frotteurism or flashing little kids your dick from under a trench coat in the park. its ick, and to be frank the only time a weird fetish is ok if if all parties agree consensually that it is enjoyable, in advance!

anyways out of all the dates i have had in my life, that one takes the cake. for sure i haven't been on a worse date...not even when i went to the beach with the guy who turned out to have a perm, a poodle, watch soap operas and go to the tanning bed.

ha ha. so what i am trying to figure out is this...is this some sort of gross new fetish that i just missed out on hearing about? does it have it's own freaky name...?? HAS ANYONE EVER HEARD OF ANYTHING LIKE THIS?

i heard mac lethals song " make out bandit" well, this guy was a pants shitting make out bandit. what the fuck! my friend swears i got shitted at, i'm just confused. would someone really do that for a damn thrill? probably yes. it takes all kinds. well i just thought some of you might get a laugh out of this one. i sure can't. and i know this post is hella illiterate but im tired. making people laugh with this tale is the only redeeming quality that night will ever have. lol. Would anyone like to come up with a name for this particular fetish if it doesn't have one yet?


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sneeeeb wrote:
C.R.A.Z.Y. is the best fake person to ever grace this message board. This is better than whatshername who got fatal diseases every three months for two years straight.


i am not a fake person. i am a real person who usually lives a very exciting and active life and so i meet a lot of weirdos and i guess since i tend to get out and meet people and go places and interact, the more places i go and people i meet the more wild things i happen to run into.

i only share stories from the freakish things that happen around me because it is either interesting, entertaining, curious or it makes people laugh. or maybe i tell a story because it is something i care about that i feel passionate about. but it's never fake.

maybe i meet hundreds of people and some of them are fucking fruit cakes but there's nothing manufactured about my wild adventures at all. i realised one day i end up in a lot of crazy scenarios because i really extend myself and so every hundred or so people or places, there's one really fucking freaky story to tell. always.

i guess if i stopped going out and doing shit, and applying myself in an adventurous fashion then nothing crazy or dramatic or worth repeating would happen to me. but if that happened my life would be absolutely dull as fuck. i would have nothing to lose, and gain nothing in return. as soon as shit gets that ho hum just shoot me, cuz life aint worth living. i already tried that once. it just doesn't work. the freakyness gets in somehow anyways, so i gave up on trying to minimize the magic of whats always happening. mr. lahey would say that i am a shit magnet in a shit storm.

sneeb i also think you are more a fake person then i am. my life is a painting. i start over fresh every day. your life is just like... commentary on my life.

thanks. :)
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Calm down, nutty
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sneeeeb wrote:
Calm down, nutty


ha ha i'm not nutty and i am calm. but thanks for the advice.

nutty. that's the best ya got?


mindtoast wrote:
my aunt used to run a bed and breakfast, y'know weekend retreat thing, only hers was more ye olde fashionede...anyways another B&B down the rd had a couple stay a weekend, fairly nice people seeming...

when they checked out apparently the bedroom, the linen, everything was covered. in shit. everywhere.


this is seriously disturbing. and fascinating. it really causes me to wonder, what the fuck went on in that room, what the hell were these people thinking and exactly what did they do for all that shit to get everywhere?!?!

i don't suppose that if there really were any copraphagists on the Sff that they would actually tell us what goes through their minds. come clean!


Lusid wrote:

I've also heard some people get off to being beaten with a sock full of shit.

I don't know or understand.
Feces is out of my element.


hmm, maybe lusids sock poop story is what happened at the bed and breakfast! the game is afoot.


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C.R.A.Z.Y wrote:
sneeeeb wrote:
Calm down, nutty


ha ha i'm not nutty and i am calm. but thanks for the advice.

nutty. that's the best ya got?



I'm not attempting things! This is where my heart is at:



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C.R.A.Z.Y wrote:
sneeeeb wrote:
Calm down, nutty


ha ha i'm not nutty and i am calm. but thanks for the advice.

nutty. that's the best ya got?



I'm not attempting things! This is where my heart is at:



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ha ha that bird was awesome. that was truly fresh. i wonder if they taught him or if he came up with the routine on his own.

:)
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If it helps... I just wanted to point out that I have masturbated AND pooped to this song (not at the same time... but I may attempt it now that the thought has occurred)

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