theodora
Joined: 07 Sep 2008
Posts: 429
Location: Boulder, CO |
| GOP desperate; pins its hopes on 14-year-old |
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This kid has a fantastic rhetorical sensibility, but say what you will - I just can't fathom that a 14-year-old has a worldview nuanced enough to fully grasp and defend the 'political ideology' he keeps talking about. I'll admit he's amazing, but jesus. They're starved for fresh blood. Anything to keep our minds off the Jindal snafu . . . and the McCain disaster . . . and that whole Bush oopsy.
So yeah, this kid's a professing paleocon. He dedicated his book to Reagan. And he's homeschooled. Here he is addressing CPAC:
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Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:12 pm |
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icarus502
kung-pwn master
Joined: 01 Jul 2002
Posts: 11276
Location: ann arbor |
I knew pricks like this when I was in middle school. What a fucking pricky prick. |
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Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:18 pm |
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Dr Sagacious
Joined: 01 Mar 2009
Posts: 1841
Location: Redford |
I guess he doesn't know his own "Party" then. I can't name one Republican that gives a shit about the people, maybe outside of Ron Paul. I knew what "Conservative" meant back when I was 14, and I didn't need to write a fucking book on it.
Plus, this kid sounds like Ellen Degeneres. |
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Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:21 pm |
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shambhala
Joined: 25 Jul 2002
Posts: 6297
Location: the barber of hard truths |
this kid is going to be playing with someone's dick at a coke party in seven years. let's be real. |
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Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:25 pm |
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GrantherBirdly
D&D addict
Joined: 05 Jun 2004
Posts: 3120
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It's startling how quickly he mastered the overinflated delivery and affected mannerisms of blowhard pundits the world round. |
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Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:29 pm |
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the mean
Certified O.G.
Joined: 31 Jul 2003
Posts: 6486
Location: philly/sacto/kauai/ohio |
Anyone see that Intervention episode with the child prodigy who is now a gambling addict? That is totally this kid. Other kids could do him a favor by kicking his ass.
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Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:37 pm |
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shambhala
Joined: 25 Jul 2002
Posts: 6297
Location: the barber of hard truths |
^ wow nice call. |
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Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:47 pm |
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Dream Inspired
Joined: 09 Jun 2006
Posts: 2121
Location: genoa |
man, sometimes i wish that i was a kid again.
i'd sooo kick his ass. |
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Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:50 pm |
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redball
Joined: 12 May 2006
Posts: 6849
Location: Northern New Jersey |
He's parroting the years of talk radio he's listened to. It probably started out as him being subjected to it but as he got older he realized that was the way to his father's heart. Then he owned it and truly bought into everything they've said. This was reinforced by his father showing more pride than anything he's ever done before.
So he writes this book, which is probably comprised of nothing but status quo Limbaugh hand-me-downs. He has a lot of help from his editor. Now he's lauded as a prodigy.
Listen to him. Everything about the way he speaks screams conservative talk radio. Everything.
The sad part is that daddy still doesn't love him. He just loves the attention. |
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Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:50 pm |
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shambhala
Joined: 25 Jul 2002
Posts: 6297
Location: the barber of hard truths |
oh his life is going to be soooooooo awesome |
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Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:56 pm |
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Donato
Joined: 10 May 2007
Posts: 497
Location: Connecti cut it out! |
fuuuckkkk you, you red doogie howser. Props to the Ellen Degeneres comment, I thought she was dubbing his shit. That big mouth of his is one size just right for a bully's four knuckles man. So this prodigy writes a book about the true meaning of conservatism at age 14? What did his childhood look like? Who got him into that shit man. Why not make him a musical genius or a mathematician. Politics? eeish |
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Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:00 pm |
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Casey Carver
Joined: 03 Sep 2003
Posts: 1030
Location: minnesota |
caught something on the news about this little shit last night. apparently he's a child actor of sorts and used his acting money to self-publish his book. he also said something about listening to some pundit everyday for 3 hours since he was 9.
this kid is such a little greasy prick. he was bragging about how he's converted nearly all of his little prick friends to believe in his ideologies. |
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Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:13 pm |
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theodora
Joined: 07 Sep 2008
Posts: 429
Location: Boulder, CO |
Casey Carver wrote:
caught something on the news about this little shit last night. apparently he's a child actor of sorts and used his acting money to self-publish his book. he also said something about listening to some pundit everyday for 3 hours since he was 9.
this kid is such a little greasy prick. he was bragging about how he's converted nearly all of his little prick friends to believe in his ideologies.
That makes sense. He's almost too smooth.
I saw a million kids like this when I was on speech and debate team in high school. I give him three years before he becomes a WOW addict who is struggling with his sexuality. |
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Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:51 pm |
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metachronos
Joined: 27 Mar 2007
Posts: 454
Location: Green Bay, WI |
He's probably irritating as fuck in the HS cafeteria. |
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Mon Mar 09, 2009 11:42 pm |
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Lants
Joined: 07 Aug 2006
Posts: 2207
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when he puts on that stupid voice, i couldn't decide which voice sounded least stupid. |
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