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sneeeeb
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I am currently obsessed with the phrase "beard care"... I heard someone last week stress the importance of "beard care" and now I have to make this phrase eternal by never letting this thread die. If you lock this shit, I will be the death stalker on 9th street that you have night terrors about... (I am talking to you, Dolan) the videos are just a gimmick to keep the phrase alive. Someday... someday I hope that the entire internet loves this on the levels that I do. Just today I had this conversaion (paraphrased)


me: hello

s: whats up?

me: beard care

s: what??

me: beard care

s: you trimming your beard?

me: fuckin beard care 24/7

s: you are high arent you

me: i just smoked seven beard cares





okay, I have to start this off with my favorite internet video of all-time. You have all seen it... but have you thought about the levels? There are varying levels to comedy that you subconsciously understand, but rarely do people take the time to map it all out. Why is this funny? Okay, it's a foul mouthed parrot, thats level one... that's the base level. A parrot saying fuck is funny, even a fucking parrot knows that. Level two: there is a very dignified man speaking to this filthy parrot. The juxtaposition is amusing. Level three (this is where it gets better): You know somewhere in your brain that this dignified man here is actually the man behind the curtain... you either consciously or subconsciously envision this man standing two feet away from this bird... for months, if not years, mind you... standing in front of this bird yelling profanities at it. level four: this is this man's greatest living achievement. You can tell he is a bit drunk... if you have watched this 4500 times you will also notice the sounds of him sipping a strong beverage and letting out an alcoholic sigh. This man is interacting with his mona lisa and I doubt there are many men quite as proud of their art.... and rightfully so, this is the greatest of all things. Level five: is this even real? Level six: levels six through fourteen are up to you... I have mapped them out, but they are advanced ideas about comedy that I am saving for myself... I need to make some dough on this nonsense.


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Post Wed May 23, 2007 7:48 pm
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sneeeeb
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I reserve all the rights and profits to the future use of the term "beard care" or of the 1337 "beardcare." When using these terms in life or on the internet you are to always credit either sneeb or suavepebble. I actually prefer suavepebble now... as there are some weird sneebs on the internet that I don't want to be associated with. I am not the sneeb from the sad boner message board, for example.


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Post Wed May 23, 2007 8:06 pm
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R. Kamidees



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Oh, some dead rock stars wear Docs in heaven? I NEED to get me a pair of those!
Post Wed May 23, 2007 9:06 pm
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sneeeeb
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Beardcare


I still love this kid.




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Post Wed May 23, 2007 9:07 pm
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Szechwan



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is that guy wearing pants?
Post Wed May 23, 2007 9:21 pm
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sneeeeb
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Szechwan wrote:
is that guy wearing pants?



That kid is at least eight times as beardcare as you... so I would pipe down about his lack of pants.
Post Wed May 23, 2007 9:30 pm
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Halfdead
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BeardCare
Post Wed May 23, 2007 9:33 pm
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Halfdead wrote:
BeardCare


ear braced
Post Wed May 23, 2007 9:36 pm
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sneeeeb
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I give "ear braced" two sloppy beardcares with negative fuck off factors.
Post Wed May 23, 2007 9:40 pm
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videodrome



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DaxFlame is so sweet.
Post Wed May 23, 2007 9:45 pm
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sneeeeb
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So guys... I typed in beardcare on google and there is an actual www.beardcare.com website. It's a bunch of flimflam, though... it's the sort of website that reminds you of how naive valedictorians are... my question: how do I go about buying this website? Should I just email the guy and offer him a couple hundred bucks for the domain? Are there avenues at all... or is this not feasible. I know nothing of the underworld of domain politics.
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still illiterate



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bared race?

are you promoting race separation in code?
Post Wed May 23, 2007 10:01 pm
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sneeeeb
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Okay.. the next video is a compilation from my favorite movie of all-time Teenwolf. People think I am doing that ironical, obscenely whiteguy thing when I say this. I can't stress enough that I am not working on that level... I could go into the levels as to why this is my favorite, but I'll let you figure it out... it will strengthen your beardcare.... test your might.


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Scott's dad has the sickest beardcare




Here are a few more... I can't post a teenwolf tribute without the keg of beer scene and the final basketball game. Watch the plays closely... deja beardcare.


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p.s. - The soundtrack to this movie is the greatest... really. Win in the end, the song playing during the final game video is my favorite manspirational song of the 80's... I take it over the karate kid's "you're the best"... not by much, though.
Post Wed May 23, 2007 10:06 pm
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pakilicious



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wow that is so beard core yo!
Post Wed May 23, 2007 10:19 pm
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whirred play



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bought scratch off lottery tickets and some chocolate covered pretzels for a lady today, you know, to show her how i much i beardcare. look on her face was epic like root beer floats, but not quite as this:

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why is my embed failing?
harshing my beardcare.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM


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