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b. dolan
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B. Dolan @ Outlaw/Warehouse/Freakfest in Oakland  Reply with quote  

I can guarantee that this here is gonna be a special, special show.

If you are anywhere near the area, I urge you to check this out...
I've been waiting to play this show for a couple of years now, and
plan to wile out like never before on Thursday night.

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here's the announcement:

TOURETTES WITHOUT REGRETS
Bringing the Best of the Bay's Underground Since '99
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"WINNER! BEST OF THE BAY!"
-SF Guardian

"The most controversial, anything goes Anarchist Slam
on the West Coast -to screaming sold out crowds." -SF
Chronicle

"The profane yet sometimes profound group entertains
with a helter
skelter mix of shock theater, on stage debauchery,
freestyle battle
rap, and yes, even poetry." - Contra Costa Times

"Astonishly funny!" -Boing Boing

THURSDAY April 3rd!
THE THREE ARENAS OF OPEN COMPETITION:
$100 FREESTYLE RAP BATTLE * $100 OPEN SLAM COMPETITION
The DIRTY HAIKU BOUT! * CIRCUS and FREAKSHOW
PERFORMERS!
PSYCHOTIC EROTIC VAUDEVILLE and EVIL AUDIENCE
CONTESTS!!

--Mmmm. I love me some outlaws. The city dropped the
gavel and decreed it illegal for us to get down this
thursday at the soon to be opened Metro so we quickly
shifted gears and are now going OUTLAW for a TOURETTES
UNDERGROUND WAREHOUSE show! Yeehaw! The show will be
full force with wild games, ferocious feature
performers, our anything goes slam, the furiously
funny freestyle battle, blazing beat-boxing, and
to-the-hilt interactive mayhem. It'll still be All
Ages, full bar, the works. But we're moving the circus
down the street (close to Lake Merritt Bart) and would
love for you to join us at our not-so-secret location
(undercover cops not invited!) for the return of the
strange loud beast known as Tourettes, a show that
started three cities ago and has grown to a movement
of nation-wide notoriety, a controversial playground
for the best performers who are too raw for regular
stages. Come support the underground at it's finest in
it's pure element!
---This show will be a powderkeg due to the immensely
talented featured performer B. DOLAN (Providence, RI),
a gritty, darkly funny, brutally intense emcee, poet,
clown and vicious performance artist. Since signing
with Sage Francis' label Strange Famous, he's been
touring the country and just opened up for CHUCK D and
KRS ONE. Live, he's an unstoppable force, I've been
trying to get him to Tourettes for a long long time
and he promises to up everything up a notch for our
notoriously rowdy crowd.
he's no joke: http://www.myspace.com/bernarddolan
---We'll also be bringing the beatboxing mania
with triple tag team troupe MANY ELEMENTS, the
creators of the hugely successful Speak the Music
shows that have been selling out Ashkenaz and La Pena
who warp minds with rapid fire spinning rhythms. Dirty
haiku fans will lose their minds to a legendary
showdown moved from the last show between
international dirty haiku champs TAZUO and HENZBO and
our resident haiku whores D SILENCE and CHRISTIAN
DRAKE to a seven round filth fest! We'll also showcase
the bizarre TEAM LEXINGTON, a surreal collective of
burlesque and freaky folks who call themselves an
"intergalatic amorphous blob of idle fury" who will be
presenting "The Tiny Toy Burle-Q Extravaganza, a
Dazzling Ravagement of the Senses".
----Your loudmouth lothlario host barrelled through
the show at Merchants and forgot half the props of
drilled fruit and box of gooey stuff so has vowed to
make this show prank and mayhem intensive with such
audience interactive games with such mysterious titles
as THE PIGGY AND THE WORM BAR CRAWL, TOSSING SALADS
TAG TEAM, and the ominous EXTREME ROCK PAPER SCISSORS.
Let's just say we put our creativity to dark uses for
this one, and you'll be fully entertained...For fuck's
sake!

= - = - = - = - = - = - =
Onstage Freakin' by Queen Blankety Blank
Battle Beats by DJ F*ck Off!
Hosted by Jamie DeWolf and D Silence and Christian
Drake
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TOURETTES OUTLAW WAREHOUSE PARTY!
832 East 11th St @ 8th Ave.
Sign up 8pm * Show 8:30pm * ALL AGES * FULL BAR * $8

SEE YOU AT THE FREAKFEST!


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Post Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:02 pm
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MessiahCarey



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Wish I could be there, homie...kill it.
Post Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:25 pm
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garyrotter



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Oh man! See you there if work does not interfere.
Post Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:50 am
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I AM SO EXCITED FOR YOU THAT I AM GOING TO SCREAM ONLY BECAUSE IT MASKS MY INNER FEELINGS BETTER. This looks like a good time for sure!!






I hate you for doing weekday shows in the bay. I know it isn't your fault. I'm not blaming anybody.
Post Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:56 am
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b. dolan
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i hate myself for doin it.

but im tellin ya. this'll be the best time/money/hangover you ever spent for a show.
Post Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:49 am
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i'm gonna try super hard to make it.

when is the meditation session?
Post Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:26 pm
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK.


One MONTH, one fucking Month. I'll be in the goddamn Bay during the first week of May.

you and Jamie and rupert AT TOURETTES?!?!?
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b. dolan
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tonight!
Post Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:12 am
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Jared Paul



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DETAILS PLEASE.
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i know you're schedule is insane right now and i don't wanna fuck with ya; but i ain't ready to let this thread die either. i'm sure their'll be clips and ish and all in a timely fashion... but i been a fan right along papi, and i'm suped for details about you at Tourettes!!
Post Fri Apr 04, 2008 7:35 pm
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no stories about this show, B. Dolan?

I'm curious as to what you thought!
Post Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:41 pm
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Lusid
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I heard it was awesome!
Post Mon Apr 07, 2008 12:10 am
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give us just a tiny bit of a break. We woke up at 5:20 AM in Arizona and arrived in Boston at 8 PM before driving an hour to Providence and now it's 2:13 AM but we're still adjusting and taking care of random shizzzz.

B's accounts of San Francisco will not go unannounced. I believe he blogged wicked hard on the plane.
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