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Sage Francis
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12/23/02 Sage Francis loses heat in his apt  Reply with quote  

today my apt was filled with the smell of gas. I was afraid to light a match.

Called the gas company.

The gas guy comes over and tells me all the things wrong with the newly installed oven/heater. Shuts the gas off. Also tells me that I have been paying for my neighbor's gas bill after checking the meter. That explains the huge gas bill I just paid for while I was away on tour.

I call my landlord so he can have the stove fixed...so I can have some heat. he hasn't responded all day. I am going to bed cold.

again.

I am sad.
Post Mon Dec 23, 2002 11:54 pm
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Mikal kHill



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That whole "heat" thing didn't last very long...
Post Mon Dec 23, 2002 11:57 pm
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ihaveagluegun



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damn....that sucks...hug your sis then, not in a wierd way...ah hell, you know...
Post Mon Dec 23, 2002 11:58 pm
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He Hate Me



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hey sage  Reply with quote  

what are you trying to light matches for? like some nag champa or something?
Post Tue Dec 24, 2002 12:02 am
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illmatik06



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inspiration for a new song?
Post Tue Dec 24, 2002 12:03 am
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Sage Francis
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funny you mention that.

all day the line "I shoved my forked tongue in the bum of my slumlord's daughter" has been echoing in my head.
Post Tue Dec 24, 2002 12:09 am
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Tony@Beyond Space



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dude im teling you, you should goto wal mart and buy a floor heater, they work really good and there cheap never have to worry about not havin heat, and you only have to pay for it once.
Post Tue Dec 24, 2002 12:14 am
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Llamasex



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BeyondSpaceEnt wrote:
dude im teling you, you should goto wal mart and buy a floor heater, they work really good and there cheap never have to worry about not havin heat, and you only have to pay for it once.
Because space heaters are solar powered?
Post Tue Dec 24, 2002 5:00 am
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dabinduppes



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wow....^^^^
Post Tue Dec 24, 2002 7:47 am
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Reggie



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It's (not) getting hot in herre...
Post Tue Dec 24, 2002 7:59 am
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PHIL LACIO AKA P DAWG
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thats good stuff how u paid for your neighbors heating
if you are a real man you will go over there and demand they reimburse you
if they refuse you should beat em up
Post Tue Dec 24, 2002 11:15 am
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ihaveagluegun



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good thing we didnt have a house warming party...
Post Tue Dec 24, 2002 11:35 am
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hippo



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Jeexw dude where do you live?? in the projects?

Good luck wiht the heat thingy..

[]D e a c e !
Post Tue Dec 24, 2002 4:29 pm
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mack-mode



Joined: 02 Sep 2002
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me and my friend thought our stove was broken for a whole week then we realized it wasn't plugged in. sage you should move. somewhere where things are all powered electric.
Post Tue Dec 24, 2002 10:22 pm
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penelope



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my feet are cold.. my mom's house doesn't have heat yet either... solution: fleece blankets!

bleck!
Post Wed Dec 25, 2002 9:10 pm
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