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OH SWEEET SHIRLEY MY NEPTUNE NECKWARMER
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Joined: 12 Jul 2002
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Location: Woonsocket, RI
OH SWEEET SHIRLEY MY NEPTUNE NECKWARMER  Reply with quote  

this is a ode to my mullet that i found out today was looked down upon...
i love you shirley you are everything to my neck....
the way you tickle my back hairs....
block sunshine from sun burn...
if you were voted off my scalp i would keep you in my freezer in a zip lock forever...
i remember when you were a baby i had no idea what you would blossom into... this shirley is the only way i can express my love for you ......
wow a mullet named shirley... and a pair of scissors named pedro....
shirley your my laverne to lenny and squiggy.... i cant believe people in this country hate a hair style so much and make so much fun of my shirley... ok well let me marry shirley the mullet so much better then a regular wife.......no taking back no jealously i know you wont mess around with me... i wish i could ask your father if i could spend the rest of my life with you but he fell off as dandruff a long time ago he was such a great guy.. to bad i got head and you dont know how to give me shoulders...
shirley you are my mullet and i love you....
Rock the Vote
Cut it
or leave the mullet.....
THE JOCKER
Post Fri Jul 12, 2002 5:04 pm
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