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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume?  Reply with quote  

because they're ugly and they stink
Post Sat Jun 21, 2003 7:46 pm
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no its not because they are ugly and stink, its cuz to an extent, all girls have an insecurity that has to be fulfilled, hell guys have it too, look at cologne, abercrombie and fitch, and 99 cents stores
Post Sat Jun 21, 2003 8:06 pm
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girls wear makeup and perfume for the sole purpose of making me horny. go bitches go.
Post Sat Jun 21, 2003 10:59 pm
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i've never worn makeup .. because i don't know how...
But, I wear perfume sometimes to cover up the smell of "old spice deodorant" , which i apply because i have an allergic reaction to regular deodorants and i will never use anti-persperant... so i apply "Old Spice" and then, to prevent people from thinking I'm a lesbian, I mask the smell with perfume! true story.
Post Sat Jun 21, 2003 11:11 pm
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hahahaha, right on!

i was being MAD sarcastic before, hope you all picked up on it. i felt the need to explain myself cause you cant ever be sure with this mangy bunch of hiphop heads.
Post Sat Jun 21, 2003 11:15 pm
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Makeup is the antichrist. I can't stand the stuff. But I would rather smell like creme brulee than ass.
Post Sat Jun 21, 2003 11:29 pm
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they do it for the same reason they wear high heels, push up bras, hair extensions, fake finger nails, and color contacts. its all done to false advertise. they wait until you are falling for them, then they crash at your place and let you see them the next morning without all that shit. fuckin scam.
Post Sat Jun 21, 2003 11:40 pm
 
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from what i know, the french invented perfume/cologne for 2 reasons:

1. they couldn't shower due to the lack of water (this wasn't a problem in france alone)
2. Yes smelling like ass sucks...but vaginas are worse. Especially when girls have their periods.

As far as make up...I'm a big make up hater, but hey, some people get penis enlargers, other boob jobs, others just wear make up. Insecurities go a long way. Eventually something becomes so common place that it's not even about insecurities anymore.

It's ironic, though...cause I always hear people bitching when they see somebody ugly on tv or something "ugly people shouldn't be on tv"

so society itself has a lot to do with it...like girls didn't already have enough bullshit to deal with
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what wouldn't surprise me is if both had been invented by men and they were like

"here these are, use them you ugly ass smelly whores"
Post Sat Jun 21, 2003 11:45 pm
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RandomSurge wrote:

2. Yes smelling like ass sucks...but vaginas are worse.


thats not a make-up issue. actually its not really a perfume issue either.

thats a hygiene issue. its cured by showering and using a douche (sp?). vaginas dont have to smell.
Post Sat Jun 21, 2003 11:57 pm
 
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Douching is not healthy, nor is it necessary.
Post Sun Jun 22, 2003 12:29 am
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hugh grants hooker wrote:
RandomSurge wrote:

2. Yes smelling like ass sucks...but vaginas are worse.


thats not a make-up issue. actually its not really a perfume issue either.

thats a hygiene issue. its cured by showering and using a douche (sp?). vaginas dont have to smell.


did you read # 1?

I'm starting to believe that the ignorant act is not an act at all...
Post Sun Jun 22, 2003 12:34 am
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yes, number 1 was that it was invented by the french. it had shit to do with number 2. and number 2 was way wrong and dumb. now THAT was ignorant.
Post Sun Jun 22, 2003 12:51 am
 
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lump-lump wrote:
Douching is not healthy, nor is it necessary.


nope, but it'll take away odors. douching is like eating eggs. first we're all told that its good for you, then suddenly its bad for you, then its good again. last i heard it was neither healthy nor unhealthy. but it does get rid of odor therefore it serves its purpose.
Post Sun Jun 22, 2003 12:54 am
 
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hugh grants hooker wrote:
yes, number 1 was that it was invented by the french. it had shit to do with number 2. and number 2 was way wrong and dumb. now THAT was ignorant.


I'm actually going to have to break this down for you aren't I??? WOW

First, #1 didn't say it was invented by the french...that was before it

You said two was a hygene issue...where I clearly had mentioned why hygene was an issue in number 1. Where does it say that the two are mutually exclusive??

do you know how to say "oh my bad"??? damn...


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