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C.R.A.Z.Y



Joined: 18 Feb 2008
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today i fell off my bicycle...  Reply with quote  

...while dressed like sage francis.

i didnt plan it that way. the ice was thin.

what have you done while imitating sage-

on purpose
or
on accident?
Post Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:23 am
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xGasPricesx



Joined: 23 May 2008
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Holy shit, a ghost of forum past!

Inb4lock, or whatever.
Post Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:31 am
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C.R.A.Z.Y



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the only block i see is you getting a writers block when i cock block your mom
Post Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:40 am
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xGasPricesx



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That would've have worked if you had incorporated "lock" into it, since that was the word I used. If you could've found a way to use "b4lock" then I would really be impressed.

I feel like you're wasting your potential here responding to me, there might be people here that actually want to ask you questions. You never know...
Post Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:43 am
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C.R.A.Z.Y



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no i used the exact word i wanted to

im just here to make fun of juggalos

chill man

as for questions, i plead the 5th.

you're wasting your potential responding to me...carp boy.

whatever is good to say about me, i can say about you.
doesnt have to make sense. it's teh intahnetz.
Post Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:46 am
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xGasPricesx



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Papi always told me I didn't have no potential, so I ain't wasting shit. 'Cept some fineee whiskey. You enjoy your thread now, mam.
Post Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:52 am
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T-Wrex
p00ny tang


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i was once flying around some sidewalks on my bike and t-boned a homeless dude on a bike who was coming around a corner blindly..

hundreds of dimes, nickles and pennies went flying.. it was like i hit sonic the hedgehog....

i was glad i didn't hurt him too bad.. or break his bike.. it's probably all he has in this world..
Post Tue Jan 03, 2012 3:09 am
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Disharmony



Joined: 01 Jun 2003
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Location: Buried in Minnesota dirt.
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So, Is this self admitted pseudo-C.R.A.Z.Y, or an actual person? Because fake posters are still *yawn*.
Post Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:11 am
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mancabbage



Joined: 29 Jun 2005
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ah crazys back, gona have an strangle wank, brb getting my belt
Post Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:20 am
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anomaly
Loserface


Joined: 22 May 2008
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I grew my beard out crazy almost Sagelike, but according to my wife, "it's not conducive for sexy time".

I'd like to hear if there's any tips on the matter. How do I prepare my beard for times of nasty?
Post Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:35 am
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breakreep
homophobic yet curious


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All this research you do must be rough.
Post Tue Jan 03, 2012 9:53 am
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Sarcastro



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T-Wrex wrote:
i was once flying around some sidewalks on my bike and t-boned a homeless dude on a bike who was coming around a corner blindly..

hundreds of dimes, nickles and pennies went flying.. it was like i hit sonic the hedgehog....



hahahahaha
I'm going to steal this story and pass it off as my own at social gatherings
Post Tue Jan 03, 2012 10:30 am
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jakethesnake
guy who cried about wrestling being real


Joined: 03 Feb 2006
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Sarcastro wrote:
T-Wrex wrote:
i was once flying around some sidewalks on my bike and t-boned a homeless dude on a bike who was coming around a corner blindly..

hundreds of dimes, nickles and pennies went flying.. it was like i hit sonic the hedgehog....



hahahahaha
I'm going to steal this story and pass it off as my own at social gatherings


**SPOILERS**
Post Tue Jan 03, 2012 10:51 am
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tommi teardrop



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"I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy."
-anonymous adult confession
Post Tue Jan 03, 2012 11:15 am
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jakethesnake
guy who cried about wrestling being real


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Those shower curtains always ruin the moment.
Post Tue Jan 03, 2012 11:33 am
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