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OM3N



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I was in shock, now I'm just bored.  Reply with quote  

What the fuck just happened? I met a girl and we were digging eachother, we got back to my place, did what we did.

I woke up this morning to screaming in the bathroom, I went in to see what was wrong. FIST TO THE FACE.

DESKTOP+MONITOR thrown onto the floor.

Don't get me wrong I speak Thai very well, but when someone is screaming it in your face.... kinda a different story.

She literally attacked me full force, fists and hair pulling. I held back because I will never hit a woman of course. But shit I have 2 black eyes and a bunch of sore hair...

I told her to stop, or else I will call the police. It actually came down to that.
Fuck my mind is still racing.

WTF just happened????


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Post Thu Nov 24, 2011 11:42 pm
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Plum Puddin'



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- Desktop & monitor thrown on the floor.

Maybe she did some snooping while you slept?

Do you have things on there that others shouldnt see?

Bad things?

It's ok. I won't judge you bromen.

- Speak Thai very well but..

Could you make out anything she was saying? Even little bits?

Did she just leave or did you have to kick her out?
Post Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:11 am
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OM3N



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We slept from like 8am till 12 pm I doubt she could have seen anything not meant to be seen LOL.

As Far as the Thai goes imagine a person screaming as many obscenities as possible in English. "Motherfuckingcuntbastarddiick etc... et al"

I understood most of that. But honestly, I did nothing....


I think she just flipped her lid honestly, shit was scary.
Post Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:35 am
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Plum Puddin'



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You just met her right?

It's highly possible you brought home a loony.

A raging woman is a difficult beast.

Right is wrong. Up is down. Logic is "FUCK YOU!"... WHack!

Post Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:47 am
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mzehe916



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I need more details before I can judge you. Did she say anything? Like, "why do you have naked pictures of my 12 year old brother?" Or, "Money, money, my pimp expects money. You don't know me, and I'm sorry I fell in love with you, BUT WE STILL HAVE TO PAY MY PIMP!" Anything? Come on!
Post Fri Nov 25, 2011 1:15 am
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T-Wrex
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Maybe she was playing some high stakes Texas Hold 'Em and got fucked by a sick river card....

So she went tilt on the computer and than tilt on your face..
Post Fri Nov 25, 2011 2:03 am
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Charlie Foxtrot



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Re: I am literally in shock at the moment.  Reply with quote  

OM3N wrote:
I held back because I will never hit a woman of course.


Why not? Nothing says "I believe in equality between the sexes" like a punch in the face.
Post Fri Nov 25, 2011 2:32 am
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OM3N



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mzehe916 wrote:
I need more details before I can judge you. Did she say anything? Like, "why do you have naked pictures of my 12 year old brother?" Or, "Money, money, my pimp expects money. You don't know me, and I'm sorry I fell in love with you, BUT WE STILL HAVE TO PAY MY PIMP!" Anything? Come on!


I'll give you all the details I have....

I met her on Khao San Road (bad choice for anyone that knows)

We were talking in a circle at 3 AM (bad choice in retrospect)

The conversation ranged from the return of the fugitive Prime Minister to having a shack on a perfect surfing beach.

Nothing nefarious from the get go...
Post Fri Nov 25, 2011 2:33 am
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OM3N



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Re: I am literally in shock at the moment.  Reply with quote  

Charlie Foxtrot wrote:
OM3N wrote:
I held back because I will never hit a woman of course.


Why not? Nothing says "I believe in equality between the sexes" like a punch in the face.


Honestly? Personally I have never used my body to harm anyone be them male, female or soybean.

Some would call me a pacifist, but I feel that the love fist is much mightier than the hate fist...
Post Fri Nov 25, 2011 2:37 am
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Juan
girls don juan anything to do with me


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think she read the Craigslist Ads you've been browsing?
Post Fri Nov 25, 2011 2:46 am
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mzehe916



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No, there are a lot more details missing. Was she dressed when she attacked you? How did she leave your flat (kicking, running, crying, by force)? What did the police say?

You have a potentially entertaining story and you are holding back the fine details. Right now I only have a paint by number outline....tell us which colors go to which numbers. I want details. Style of clothes, what were your first words to her? What did you say to get her back to your place (this is just so I can up my personal game)? Paint this picture for us, otherwise it is going to be a long day at work for me.
Post Fri Nov 25, 2011 2:52 am
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Plum Puddin'



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OM3N wrote:
I'll give you all the details I have....

I met her on Khao San Road (bad choice for anyone that knows)


Ohhhhh.. Khao SAN Road.....?

You are the only one that knows. Why was this a bad choice?

OM3N wrote:
We were talking in a circle at 3 AM (bad choice in retrospect)


3 AM is the hour of love bro. Why was this a bad choice?

Mzehehzhehzhe is right.

The details are in the details and you're not giving us enough details about the details.

Don't make us beat it out of you.


Also.. You're the guy with the roach problem right?

Maybe roaches got her while you were asleep.

And she woke up with roaches all over her and freaked out because she got roaches in her mouth and stuff..

Are you sure it wasn't the roaches?

You probably didnt see them coz they would have scattered when you jumped up & turned the light on.

My money's on the roaches.


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Post Fri Nov 25, 2011 3:02 am
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Juan
girls don juan anything to do with me


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she took her aggression out on the computer so thats almost gotta be the source of her anger.. unless of course there are other detials
Post Fri Nov 25, 2011 3:13 am
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OM3N



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mzehe916 wrote:
No, there are a lot more details missing. Was she dressed when she attacked you? How did she leave your flat (kicking, running, crying, by force)? What did the police say?

You have a potentially entertaining story and you are holding back the fine details. Right now I only have a paint by number outline....tell us which colors go to which numbers. I want details. Style of clothes, what were your first words to her? What did you say to get her back to your place (this is just so I can up my personal game)? Paint this picture for us, otherwise it is going to be a long day at work for me.


Details...
She was dressed when she was literally dragged away down the hallway past 20 other rooms kicking and screaming. It was not good.

Yes I did have a cockroach problem, I found out where it came from. My shoddy IKEAesque plastic drawers. I spent 6 hours cleaning my place from top to bottom yesterday. I had the awesome idea to slam all of the cockroaches out by slamming it on my balcony. I screamed and freaked out like a little girl. There was like 500 little cockroaches living in the legs of that thing.

Gahhh. It took 6 hours of flowing water down the hollow plastic legs of the thing to flush them out. Good news: I can now open my saran wrap without cockroaches.

As far as the craziness goes I have my girl friend (space between those words is important) here and we are enjoying ourselves.

Edit: She is obsessed with this guy Alex Honnold and insists I post it here,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leCAy1v1fnI

Wow
Post Fri Nov 25, 2011 3:52 am
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mzehe916



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Oh cool. Thanks for clearing everything up.

A picture is worth a few scrambled thoughts.

I'm going to write a test on glaciation now.
Post Fri Nov 25, 2011 4:33 am
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