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Plum Puddin'



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They do not tolerate dairy AT ALL!

It is offensive to them.

To be fair you were not told of the Great Dairy Plague of 6729. 60% of their population was wiped out when one of them brought back some yogurt.

Don't make them think of the dark times. The wound is still raw.

NO DAIRY!
Post Mon Oct 04, 2010 9:01 pm
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Szechwan



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Wait, they're coming from the future?
Post Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:03 pm
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Plum Puddin'



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No.

The year on their planet is now 6752. The generation of kids who made it through the plague are now running shit.

The memories of the fallen are still fresh.

Do you go?
Post Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:12 pm
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Szechwan



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Ah I'm a dumbass. I'm not thinking on my toes tonight.

Fuck yes I go. Though it would be nice to call my mom..
Post Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:19 pm
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Raoul DeGroot



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Boom! Putting on my Gleegse suip as we speak. So long suckers!
Post Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:23 pm
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Plum Puddin'



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You couldn't be my father on this planet, so why not try another one!?!



Szechwan, no calls home. No contact with earth ever again. All you have to go with is your Gliese suit. There is no choice of colours with the suit either.
Post Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:47 pm
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Szechwan



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So when I inevitably eat ice cream and get exiled, I will be sure to make use of the reflective qualities of the Gliese vest on my Gliese suit shelter, so as to reflect the harsh Gliesian heat.

I will flourish in the desert. Then I will multiply. Then we will spread.

That's the point of this thread. Humans always win. Gliese is ours.
Post Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:55 pm
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Plum Puddin'



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You are but a man. You are no mogwai.

Even though having sex with your self on another planet while wearing a gold vest may be awesome on many levels, you cannot reproduce with your self.

You will just be a lonely desert dwelling masturbater. A sad man that the parents of Gliese will tell scary stories to their children about.

The planet will give up on Earth completely after this embarrassment.

You will die with a parched mouth & a whithered penis in hand.

This is Gliese!

Your not in Kansas anymore.

NO FUCKING ICE CREAM!! YOU THINK THEY ARE JUST GONNA LET YOU ON TEH STARSHIP HOLDING A BOWL OF FRENCH VANILLA!?!?!?!/!

Gliese suits! That is all you are allowed to board with..
Post Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:12 pm
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Szechwan



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Plum. I love you, but you've high jacked this science thread long enough! I'll cross that Gliesian bridge when I come to it, but in the mean time.. More Science!

Where you at break? Enlighten me on some shit.
Post Tue Oct 05, 2010 5:20 pm
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Plum Puddin'



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Sorry.

Sorry everyone.

I just wanted to be down with the science kids for a bit.

And to talk about, & picture you all in Gliese suits.

Anyway.. you can have your thread back now.

I’m going to play with some hairspray & a lighter.

I’m sciencing too!!

On with the science!

Post Tue Oct 05, 2010 6:04 pm
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T-Wrex
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Plum Puddin' wrote:


The year on their planet is now 6752.


Is their year based on their year their own personal Jesus died on their planet??
Post Tue Oct 05, 2010 6:25 pm
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Szechwan



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The people have spoken. On with Gliese!
Post Tue Oct 05, 2010 6:48 pm
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Plum Puddin'



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The year is based off the ancient belief that about 7000 years ago their planet & race was spawned from the love between a comet & a supernova.

A galactic lovefest that exploded all over the place and created a single life form.

The life form was known as Greg. In their artworks of him he kinda looks like 2Mex.

He had two unique powers. He could eat mountains & shit stars, & he could eat stars & shit mountains. The story says Greg was impregnated by some rebellious dark matter that was passing through the cosmos on a home made asteroid. Dark matter that wouldn’t live by anyone else’s rules. This was the beginning as so say he.

The overwhelming majority no longer believes this to be true, but old superstitions die hard.

And changing all of the calendars now would just be a pain in the neck.


But shhhh!. We don’t wanna anger the science guys. They’ll stick you like a guinea pig!
Post Tue Oct 05, 2010 8:03 pm
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breakreep
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No I like this story. Do the Gliesians possess kindness?
Post Wed Oct 06, 2010 7:26 am
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remind



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Oh yeah, breakreep, no problem buddy. And Plum? Keep it plummy.

They can't be that kind if they don't let us have fucking ice cream.
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