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jehu



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Rhino wrote:
I got some weird gag reflex when drinking things. I'll be drinking a glass a water and I'll just start choking and coughing and spitting water all over the place. So, I walk into work one morning and go into this guys cube to shoot the shit. I didnt even start speaking as I take a sip of my coffee, gag reglex hits and I spew coffee all over his cube and then start vomiting into his garbage can. The dude sat there speechless with my spew all over him and his desk with his garbage can full of vomit. I apologize and slink out of his cube carrying his garbage can.


hahahaha, so fucking good. especially without a word being said. talking would have ruined that special moment.

glad to see ya here again Rhino.
Post Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:00 pm
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C.R.A.Z.Y



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one time i was going to be in a pie eating contest but i was tired of everyone in town calling me lard ass so first i drank some castor oil and a raw egg, ate a bunch of pies, pretended they were like dog turds or something, then i threw up on the guy next to me, he threw up on the guy next to him, then the shriners in their poo bah fez hats threw up on the ladies auxiliary a bleachers step below them. everyone threw up on everyone after that. a fat lady puked into her delicate purse. lard ass got revenge.

tee he.
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Raoul DeGroot



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chunk from goonies?
Post Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:54 pm
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redball



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Stand By Me campfire story.
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C.R.A.Z.Y



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redball wrote:
Stand By Me campfire story.


ding ding ding




redball gets the prize.

fiction but great puke tale.
Post Fri Sep 24, 2010 1:27 pm
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PoetryBox



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C.R.A.Z.Y wrote:
one time i was going to be in a pie eating contest but i was tired of everyone in town calling me lard ass so first i drank some castor oil and a raw egg, ate a bunch of pies, pretended they were like dog turds or something, then i threw up on the guy next to me, he threw up on the guy next to him, then the shriners in their poo bah fez hats threw up on the ladies auxiliary a bleachers step below them. everyone threw up on everyone after that. a fat lady puked into her delicate purse. lard ass got revenge.

tee he.


when i was six i actually puked after watching that scene...good movie tho
Post Fri Sep 24, 2010 4:06 pm
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Plum Puddin'



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