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The Tiger Woods thread. (taking a break from golf pg 13)
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jehu



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tommi teardrop wrote:
I have a dreadful feeling that this is the end of Tiger Woods, the greatest golfer in the world.

The tabloid media will not be willing to cut him the slack that the sports media so desperately wants to.

Sad shit if you ask me.


i call BS. attention of the masses is fleeting at best in the long run. tiger should have made this last statement the next day after the accident. he's doing the right thing for himself AND his career. mark my words, he'll be back to earning millions in a matter of months.
Post Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:29 pm
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i dont know why anyone gives a monkeys about this

a) its golf. comeon, its fucking tiddlywinks with sticks, snooker on grass with less balls. fat old people with zimmers can play this game

b) who cares where he sticks his dick.


Meh, im just jealous of the motherfucker
Post Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:52 pm
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Captiv8



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mancabbage wrote:
i dont know why anyone gives a monkeys about this

a) its golf. comeon, its fucking tiddlywinks with sticks, snooker on grass with less balls. fat old people with zimmers can play this game

b) who cares where he sticks his dick.


Meh, im just jealous of the motherfucker


You just hate the Scots.
Post Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:06 pm
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mancabbage



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no way man, you'll never catch me starting a fight with a scotsman, its cold as brass up there, weather like that breeds hard fuckers.



see those eyes? Thats a man that will lambast your shitty defence and then go home and dine on the flesh of innocents. He eat jimmy hill. fact

only thing i like about golf is the rule that you have to dress like a muppet to play it.
Post Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:43 pm
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Captiv8



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You mean like this:



John Daly has been known for his less than savory antics.
Post Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:35 am
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SlickWillyP wrote:
john daly > tiger woods
Post Sat Dec 12, 2009 6:04 pm
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Bring that Beat Back



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speaking of tiger and sketchy santas... what's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

Santas stops after three Ho(e)s...

Nike FTL.
Post Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:19 pm
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AdamBomb



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SlickWillyP wrote:
SlickWillyP wrote:
john daly > tiger woods



I'd like to know in what way...

Lets see.

John Daly (married/divorced 4 times, wife attacked with steak knife): 19 Professional wins (5 PGA wins)

Tiger Woods (still married, wife attacked with club): 128 Professional wins (71 PGA wins)

Daly in his prime averaged a longer drive, but it has been said Tiger favors holding back on the drive to focus on approaches and for better accuracy.

Chi Chi Rodriguez is the best because he does that cool fencing thing with his club when he nails a putt.
Post Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:58 pm
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^^^ He's like a Musketeer.

Post Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:50 pm
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I see your tiger and daly and raise you a faldo

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It will not be the first time Faldo's failed relationships have cost him a lot of money.

When he divorced his second wife, Gill Bennett, she negotiated a 7million settlement.

He also had to pay off student Brenna Cepelak, who is said to have been so angry when he ditched her for the Miss Bercher that she demanded a million dollars for every year she had spent with him. In the end, she settled for less than a quarter of that.

Faldo, who was last night believed to be holed up in a rented flat in Windsor, met his first wife Melanie Rockall when he was 21.

They married in 1979 but parted five years later when she discovered he was having an affair with Miss Bennett, his manager's secretary.

They married in 1986 and had three children, Natalie, 19, Matthew, 17, and Georgia, 13.

But they spilt up in 1995 when Faldo began a relationship with 20-year-old golfing student Miss Cepelak.

Their affair lasted three years - and ended when Faldo met Miss Bercher at the European Masters golf tournament in 1998.

In revenge, Miss Cepelak took a golf club to Faldo's prized 200,000 Porsche, causing 10,000 of damage.

Miss Bercher, who was engaged at the time, left her fiance for Faldo.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-388111/Faldo-facing-15million-divorce.html
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Vijay Singh mistress update: 0
Post Sun Dec 13, 2009 2:56 pm
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T-Wrex wrote:
Vijay Singh mistress update: 0


ha
Post Sun Dec 13, 2009 3:22 pm
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jehu



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T-Wrex wrote:
Vijay Singh mistress update: 0


that guy is a sexist p.o.s.
Post Sun Dec 13, 2009 7:33 pm
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PHIL LACIO AKA P DAWG
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Tiger has been great or whatever, I never got caught up in his hoopla
I really don't care about the dude as a golfer or an adulterer....
now he can be a punchline to a joke as before he was bland as white bread
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