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Sage Francis
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I've never been in a relationship where farting was encouraged. And I'm glad. Especially since I grew up in a house full of farts and fighting over the farts. Fuck the fart drama.
Post Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:59 pm
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prolific memorie



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hilarious.

mem
Post Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:40 pm
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Sage Francis
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I'm totally going to blog about this!

I predicted the demise of more than one relationship when farting became much too comfortable between boy and girl.
Post Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:12 pm
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PHIL LACIO AKA P DAWG
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Joined: 18 Oct 2002
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I've never rippped them in front of anyone I've dated. I never ripped them in front of my wife even. If she was in another room then sure it would sound like a horn section in the room I was in. I wouldn't even do SBD's I just find it rude.
Many times I wanted to just let em rip in the bed but didn't because...because...I'm a gentelman.

If a lady tries that with me it's lights out for them because women don't take dumps or "pass gas"
Post Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:20 pm
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DeadAwake



Joined: 17 Feb 2007
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Location: Aus.
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"Nothing
disturbs
ones composure
like
farting
in
public."

Best.. quote.. evuuur.
Post Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:52 am
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phataccino



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I can't believe people don't fart around their significant others. That is crazy to me. I also always claim it if it's mine. Or at least I don't deny it. I have never, that I can recall, farted, then lied about it and said I didn't.
Post Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:41 am
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Eric B



Joined: 30 May 2005
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Nervous wrote:
Was it Kobe Bryant?
Did it rape your nostrils and later deny it?


Amazing, this one needs to be seen
Post Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:24 am
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Eric B



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I was on maybe a 3rd or 4th date, and i went to the bathroom at her apartment to pass gas. I left the door open and she came in to say "what are you doing?" So I sucked it back in and said "oh nothing." She said you were gonna fart weren't you. "yes i was" So she punched me in the stomach and i ripped the hugest fart of my life. Now we're married. True story.
Post Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:28 am
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T-Wrex
p00ny tang


Joined: 30 Jun 2002
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Location: Detroit, Michigan
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Who farted?
Was it Dom Delouise?
Was it a double entendre when he cut the cheese?

Who farted?
Was it the boys in Hanson?
They let out an Mmm Bop when they were dancing.

Who farted?
Was it Opera Winfrey?
Is she the reason why it's the windy city?

Who farted?
Was it Nasty Nas?
Did it cause mass hysteria when he passed the gas?
Post Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:53 am
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Captiv8



Joined: 25 Aug 2006
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Location: Third Coast
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Eric B wrote:
Nervous wrote:
Was it Kobe Bryant?
Did it rape your nostrils and later deny it?


Amazing, this one needs to be seen


Icarus will not be pleased.
Post Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:11 am
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Atreyu



Joined: 31 Dec 2002
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Location: Gilberts, IL
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PHIL LACIO AKA P DAWG wrote:
I've never rippped them in front of anyone I've dated. women don't take dumps or "pass gas"


You and I live in the same world.
Post Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:44 am
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anomaly
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Joined: 22 May 2008
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Location: DFW, TX
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Who farted?

Was it Chester Cheetah, farting Cheeto crumbs, leaving your nose dusted orange like Doritos?
Post Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:17 pm
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Atreyu



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Who farted?
Was it Jazzy Jeff...
Did he scream out ahhhhhhh as he hit the Banks' front steps.
Post Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:29 pm
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prolific memorie



Joined: 19 Apr 2009
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Location: Pieces of my brain dripping from the wall i was leaning against,that the cleaning lady found first.
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okay that one gets kool point
Post Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:42 pm
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mattrego



Joined: 26 Jun 2003
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So I'm driving home from the airport at midnight last night and randomly flipped on 90.3 and guess what's playing? "Who Farted?" Whoever was the DJ also played "Border Crossing". Don't know if anyone gives a shit, but, ..... Yeah.
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