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DeadAwake



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Travadone wrote:
i really hate this thread and the thread title.

its such a shitty thread.

leave it as a song title i dont care to read everyones wack rhymes or stupid ideas.


Why would you enter this thread and read it if you dont care for it?
Post Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:16 am
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prolyphic81



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The real question is does anyone here admit it when they actually do fart?

I do and I started about 2 years ago.
Post Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:31 am
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metacognition



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I express my admission of my own farts via my devilish grin, which usually turns into laughter once my victim notices the scent of my incubated egg-like aroma...slipping them into a coma.

Who farted? Was it George W. Bush?
Hid a wind of mass destruction inside his tushy-tush.

Who farted? Was it Richard Gere?
Shot out a grubby gerbil that lived in his ass fo(u)r years.

Who farted? I think it was me.
Forced it out so hard I shot out a little pee.

Much respeck to the gas passers who can admit to their own disasters!
Post Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:09 pm
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Hellen Earth
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I like the hot ones that burn a little.
Post Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:19 pm
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marge



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My daughter makes it a point to fart on me. We giggle about farts on the daily.

She also refers to 'going number 2' as Droppin a Deuce.
Post Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:44 pm
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BrokenRecordStore



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Who farted?
Was it Rod Serling?
Was that a rift in time or a fart swirling?

Who farted?
Was it Rosie Perez?
She dispenses relentless offenses like they were Pez
Post Fri Jun 19, 2009 4:34 pm
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Shinigami



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this thread stinks
Post Fri Jun 19, 2009 4:45 pm
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Disharmony



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Shinigami wrote:
this thread stinks
Ayooooooooooo!
Post Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:55 pm
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BR



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Who farted?
Was it David Carradine?
Did he rip posthumous holes in his favorite pair of jeans?
Post Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:48 pm
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AdamBomb



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BR wrote:
Who farted?
Was it David Carradine?
Did he rip posthumous holes in his favorite pair of jeans?


Was it Grasshopper?
Did it hang in there to make it last longer?
Post Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:09 pm
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_illness



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"Who Farted?"
"Was that Anne Frank?"
"A valiant effort but we got you now, skank."
Post Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:34 pm
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Captiv8



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marge wrote:
My daughter makes it a point to fart on me. We giggle about farts on the daily.

She also refers to 'going number 2' as Droppin a Deuce.


I can only hope I have a child as cool as yours.

I freely admit to my own ass disasters. I like the long wheezy ones best. Or anything that sounds like a cartoon trumpet. I consider it a waste if there isn't any noise, and will sometimes push a little harder just to make it louder. So far I've been in the clear for sharting. You have to know when to hold 'em applies here.
Post Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:21 am
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remind



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prolyphic81 wrote:
The real question is does anyone here admit it when they actually do fart?

I do and I started about 2 years ago.


2 years ago? Jesus Christ. I've been owning up to farts for as long as I can remember.
Post Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:38 am
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Captiv8



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What bugs me is that my current girlfriend of almost two years won't ever fart around me. It's not like I want her to blast 'em all the time, but I don't want her squirming to contain the fumes either. I think that freefarting is a sign of intimacy, even if it gets a little stinky.
Post Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:53 am
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Nervous



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Was it Kobe Bryant?
Did it rape your nostrils and later deny it?
Post Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:50 pm
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