marge
Joined: 01 May 2003
Posts: 2711
Location: wiscompton |
Who farted?
It was your mother.
Thought I was watching yo mtv raps cuz her ass sounds like Ed Lover.
Who farted?
Maybe it was your girl, Asshat.
It's hard to tell if it's flatulence or her trying real hard to make that ass clap.
Who farted?
Oh that was me.
I get gas from the antibiotics I take for those pesky std's.
K, I'm done. |
Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:48 pm |
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z-spot22
Joined: 19 Dec 2003
Posts: 3098
Location: chicago |
Disharmony wrote:
Who farted?
I think it was grandma.
Fucking gross.
awesome |
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Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:53 pm |
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AdamBomb
Joined: 05 Mar 2004
Posts: 3136
Location: Louisiana |
Who farted?
Whoever smelt it delt it.
Plus if it were me, muhfucka you'd a felt it. |
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Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:53 pm |
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futuristxen
Joined: 01 Jul 2002
Posts: 19343
Location: Tighten Your Bible Belt |
Who farted?
Was it Sean Hannity?
Did he sell his integrity for ass candy? |
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Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:55 pm |
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z-spot22
Joined: 19 Dec 2003
Posts: 3098
Location: chicago |
who farted
paula dean
and you thought that shit was lean
who farted
the artist formerly known as prince
the kinda shit when you get a whiff you know you gonna wince
who farted
was it travadone
he looked around for someone to blame but he was all alone
who farted
i gotta quit
but its fun as hell talkin about the smell of shit
who farted
you.................................bitch |
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Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:04 am |
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DeadAwake
Joined: 17 Feb 2007
Posts: 504
Location: Aus. |
who farted? was it Curtis Plum,
all up in ya face with his unnerving bum? |
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Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:09 am |
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Plum Puddin'
Joined: 26 May 2008
Posts: 1644
Location: Get off my lawn. |
Who farted?
It was that kid Prolyphic
Then he punched you in the guts so you could bend over & sniff it. |
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Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:19 am |
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tommi teardrop
Joined: 12 Apr 2007
Posts: 2180
Location: Las Vegas |
Who farted?
Was it Tori Amos?
Felt like a Little Earthquake seeped from out her anus. |
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Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:37 am |
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Jesse
Joined: 02 Jul 2002
Posts: 6166
Location: privileged homeless |
Only AdamBomb is rhyming enough syllables to be said to be even playing the game.
Who farted? Was it Rhymesayers Entertainment
Who spread their Atmosphere in fine layers on the pavement?
Who farted? Was it Paul "Sage" Francis?
Is that why girls won't talk to him at all-age dances?
Who farted? Was it Dolan, Bernard who strolled in the yard holdin' it,
Farted and bolted hard with you holdin' the cards?
Who farted? Was it Curtis Plum from Boise
Whose nervous bum just joyfully asserted something noisy? |
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Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:47 am |
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DeadAwake
Joined: 17 Feb 2007
Posts: 504
Location: Aus. |
who farted?
dont tell me it was Paris Hilton?
the simple life couldnt handle her gas,
flowers had wilted. |
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Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:48 am |
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Jesse
Joined: 02 Jul 2002
Posts: 6166
Location: privileged homeless |
What farted? Was it Autobiograffiti, perchance?
Is the tiniest squeak in its pants why I gotta buy it a week in advance? |
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Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:50 am |
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Jesse
Joined: 02 Jul 2002
Posts: 6166
Location: privileged homeless |
Who farted??? Was it Rich Terfry from Halifax?
The mist is flying hella fast with mystifying smell of ass!
His sister's crying, tell him that - she whiffed his giant swell of gas
And Mister Science held a mask but sits there dying. Telepaths
Convinced their clientele at last that it's the Mayan '12 that passed
So gifts you're buying, sell 'em back... something something I'm off track. |
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Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:59 am |
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tommi teardrop
Joined: 12 Apr 2007
Posts: 2180
Location: Las Vegas |
Who farted?
Was it MC Lyte?
Poor Georgie started drinkin on that fartful night. |
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Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:59 am |
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AdamBomb
Joined: 05 Mar 2004
Posts: 3136
Location: Louisiana |
"Who farted?"
I asked the mirror upon the wall.
"That toot was the top fog of them all."
It was a ruffled rumble, 5 minutes it lasted.
The mirror said "You did, you conceited bastid"
Its true. Everytime I cut the cheese,
I blow out my khakis and my jockeys.
Immune to the beano, I got no control
Public Enemy # 1 when my bum rush the show. |
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Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:01 am |
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Jesse
Joined: 02 Jul 2002
Posts: 6166
Location: privileged homeless |
Who farted? Was it little Wayne Carter?
If not, then when he does, d'you think the kid'll strain harder? |
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Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:10 am |
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