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Nope



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I have a story for you

this girl

was born...then she was educated by television. Once TV had taught her how to walk, she was sent to school until she was old enough to go to college. After college she got a job and soon enough she married.

She kept on working until she was too old to work anymore. Finally at age 68 she could enjoy all her savings and social security benefits. She died at age 72...she went to hell because she forgot to take advantage of everyone in sight to be the best that she can be

stupid bitch could have retired at 50

moral of the story? dolphins are much better off than we are...no matter how many of them we kill...percentage wise we kill just as many of ourselves...if not more
Post Wed Mar 19, 2003 8:44 am
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Everyone loves the king of the sea,
ever so kind and gentle is he,
tricks he will do when children appear,
and how they laugh when he's near!

They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
no-one you see, is smarter than he,
and we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
flying there-under, under the sea!

Look at the sky when rainbows appear,
you can be sure, that Flipper is near,
call him by name or less intellect,
he'll give you a ride on his back!

We know our Flipper, Flipper, knows every answer,
no-one can be, much smarter than he,
and we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
flying there-under, under the sea!

Many a night, way down in the deep,
oysters make beds, so Flipper can sleep,
happy and gay when he comes along,
they all start singing this song!

They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
no-one you see, is smarter than he,
and we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
flying there-under, under the sea!
Post Wed Mar 19, 2003 9:11 am
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Wakeaholic wrote:
When will you people realize that octopuses are the true intellects of the sea. I can't wait till all the octopuses around the world unite and kick the shit out of these pussy dolphins and their pussy muscles in their skin to avoid wrinkles so they won't have to swim as hard. Give me a break. When was the last time you saw a dolphin open a jar???Bitches.


Octopi
Post Wed Mar 19, 2003 9:45 am
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surge --- i thought you were anti-religion and shit. whats with all the 'hell' talk?
confusing.
Post Wed Mar 19, 2003 9:46 am
 
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Wakeaholic wrote:
When will you people realize that octopuses are the true intellects of the sea. I can't wait till all the octopuses around the world unite and kick the shit out of these pussy dolphins and their pussy muscles in their skin to avoid wrinkles so they won't have to swim as hard. Give me a break. When was the last time you saw a dolphin open a jar???Bitches.


It's octapi

Edit: DOH! I hadn't seen Sarcastro...

But I'll leave it because I don't have anything else to say.

- Shane
Post Wed Mar 19, 2003 9:47 am
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Nope



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hugh grants hooker wrote:
surge --- i thought you were anti-religion and shit. whats with all the 'hell' talk?
confusing.


sarcasm
Post Wed Mar 19, 2003 9:49 am
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Hell's kind of an abstraction nowadays anyway.
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Nope



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I figure the tv taught her how to walk line would kinda give it away
Post Wed Mar 19, 2003 9:54 am
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really? people have the power to change it suddenly from a place to an abstract thought?

'am i taking crazy pills?'
--will farrell
Post Wed Mar 19, 2003 10:01 am
 
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hugh grants hooker wrote:
really? people have the power to change it suddenly from a place to an abstract thought?

'am i taking crazy pills?'
--will farrell


You make the assumption it's a place.

I don't.

The end.
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assumption?

wasnt hell created by the christian religion?

according to them its a place.
Post Wed Mar 19, 2003 11:39 am
 
Dionysus



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Wakeaholic wrote:
When will you people realize that octopuses are the true intellects of the sea. I can't wait till all the octopuses around the world unite and kick the shit out of these pussy dolphins and their pussy muscles in their skin to avoid wrinkles so they won't have to swim as hard. Give me a break. When was the last time you saw a dolphin open a jar???Bitches.

umm...when was the last time YOU saw an OCTOPUS open a jar?

really.
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MessiahCarey



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hugh grants hooker wrote:
assumption?

wasnt hell created by the christian religion?

according to them its a place.


A place for the soul - another abstraction.
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a place is a place bro.
Post Wed Mar 19, 2003 9:12 pm
 
killedbysharks



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i saw an octopus open a jar on the discovery science channel; science of the deep. cool shit

i had a daydream that dolphins took me to the bottom of the ocean and i got sucked into the center of the earth and dinosaurs lived there. then the dolphins told me that when you look into a telescope billions of lightyears away, there is nothing. that the universe was just a curtain hidding nothing. and you could take the curtain down and there wouldnt be anything there but white, and the white has no recognizable depth, its just white i got freaked got the hell out of there. thats all
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