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sneeb you are cool as fuck... and you should still help me write a script for my film. ;)
dolphins are scary... they are far too intelligent. If they ever got control of the radio shack enterprise it would be over.
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hugh grants hooker
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a friend of mine just got a grant to make his film. yeeeeeeaaaaaa
he has 2 scripts and cant figure out which one to use yet.
1 of em is about a guy who gets 'shit on' alot in life and becomes a crazed killer. but not with guns or knives... its like strategic terrorism.
...and he wants me to play the killer if he does that one.
i hope to god its that one.
i like to blow shit up. ha ha |
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Tue Mar 18, 2003 11:08 am |
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barlow
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hugh grants hooker wrote:
a friend of mine just got a grant to make his film. yeeeeeeaaaaaa
he has 2 scripts and cant figure out which one to use yet.
1 of em is about a guy who gets 'shit on' alot in life and becomes a crazed killer. but not with guns or knives... its like strategic terrorism.
...and he wants me to play the killer if he does that one.
i hope to god its that one.
i like to blow shit up. ha ha
Will you be having sex with a dolphin in this film? |
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Tue Mar 18, 2003 11:20 am |
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hugh grants hooker
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only if its dead. |
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Tue Mar 18, 2003 11:25 am |
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Craig a.d.
Joined: 12 Mar 2003
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if wesley willis was a dolphin i'd pay to watch him at sea world..otherwise fuck sea world. i hate pools anyway |
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Tue Mar 18, 2003 12:52 pm |
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MessiahCarey
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craig wrote:
if wesley willis was a dolphin i'd pay to watch him at sea world..otherwise fuck sea world. i hate pools anyway
Right? Why would you want to support an organization that pays multiple millions of dollars to wildlife foundations and takes in dying animals.
I mean...yeah...fuck Sea World - let's put retards in cages instead! |
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Tue Mar 18, 2003 2:07 pm |
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ihaveagluegun
Joined: 14 Oct 2002
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Dolphins can kill you...very, very easy, and that is awesome...ram us with your bottle noses you dolphins |
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Tue Mar 18, 2003 2:12 pm |
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Craig a.d.
Joined: 12 Mar 2003
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animals were not meant to be caged...pools are cages. let nature take its course. we're not god. peace |
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Tue Mar 18, 2003 2:18 pm |
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MessiahCarey
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craig wrote:
animals were not meant to be caged...pools are cages. let nature take its course. we're not god. peace
So we should leave it up to God?
After all...he's done SOOOOOOOOO well with humanity... |
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Tue Mar 18, 2003 4:04 pm |
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SneepSnopDotCom
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Joined: 01 Jul 2002
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I think I'm going to leave this message board forever now you fucks. I DONT SEE ANY DOLPHIN STORIES, JUST DOLPHIN BULLSHIT. I HAVE HAD IT.
bye bye! |
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Tue Mar 18, 2003 5:09 pm |
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hugh grants hooker
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heres a story.
dolphins should die.
they are the anti-christ.
if you're a dolphin and youre reading this... know that i hate you. |
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Tue Mar 18, 2003 5:13 pm |
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MessiahCarey
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"Harold?"
No answer. She had been staring at the picture for hours.
"HAROLD!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sobbing now, she decided it was time to leave the museum. Cynthia hadn't seen harold for years, and to be reintroduced to her previous lover while he was hanging on the wall of the Nautical Museum was not exactly the type of reintroduction she had been looking for. Pondering the previous relationship, she wondered if she'd ever be as happy as she was then. Probably not - after all, the dating pool consists primarily of humans.
In mid-thought, Cynthia tripped and fell over a bucket that a young man had been playing. In the short, yet immeasurable, moment before her head made impact with the ground images flashed through her mind. Harold, Mom, Dad, Dad's belt, Mom's purse, her first boyfriend, Dad's sexual advances towards her friend, graduation, college, Sea World, Disney World, the Matrix. All of it flashed through her head until impact.
RIP Cynthia
THE END |
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Tue Mar 18, 2003 5:21 pm |
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esulker
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hahaha.
oh god i love this thread. |
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Wed Mar 19, 2003 12:21 am |
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Craig a.d.
Joined: 12 Mar 2003
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dolphins are god..dont you get it?
i thought we we all knew |
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Wed Mar 19, 2003 1:09 am |
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Wakeaholic
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When will you people realize that octopuses are the true intellects of the sea. I can't wait till all the octopuses around the world unite and kick the shit out of these pussy dolphins and their pussy muscles in their skin to avoid wrinkles so they won't have to swim as hard. Give me a break. When was the last time you saw a dolphin open a jar???Bitches. |
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