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Dolphins are way cool and if you call me a pussy for this, I will get a dolphin to put a hex on you, bitch.


Anyway... I was thinking about how rocks gets smooth in streams of water... and I was staring at some model on the jimmy kimmel show... and it dawned on me, that if her face was a stone, and I threw it in a lake for maybe a trillion whole years, her face would be just like a wonderful dolphin's.


Also, Dolphins have never been pedophiles.

Sometimes I lay awake at night and concentrate on communicating with a dolphin telepathically, as they are very smart and can probably do stuff like that. I don't know if they can read the thoughts I'm projecting, but in the long run I hope they can't, as whenever I am telepathically projecting things, my mind throws in images of dead babies and chemotherapy maggots and things of that nature as a weird joke that I don't think a dolphin would understand.
Post Mon Mar 17, 2003 11:57 pm
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whats wrong with you?

i understand dead babies and maggots...
but why the fuck would anyone think about dolphins?
Post Tue Mar 18, 2003 12:05 am
 
Jaryd



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why would a dolphin understand less about dead babies?
i throw most of mine overboard
Post Tue Mar 18, 2003 12:39 am
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hell yea.


"Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, 'What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!'."
---Steven Wright
Post Tue Mar 18, 2003 12:41 am
 
Sarcastro



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Dolphin friendly tuna?
does that mean theres no dolphin in it, or that no dolphins have died being caught in the nets.

I always wondered about that.
Post Tue Mar 18, 2003 12:41 am
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douglas adams had some nice theories! Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy? he said that the dolphins would peace out this place and be like " good bye, and thanks for all the fish!" dolphins go back to live in space were they belong
Post Tue Mar 18, 2003 12:48 am
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SneepSnopDotCom
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hey, jerks... these aren't dolphin stories or thoughts im hearing... just the typical little smug and/or sardonic reactionary bullcrap I always hear!

Now let's go here!
Post Tue Mar 18, 2003 1:53 am
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when you buy canned tuna...

it should guarantee that at least 2 dolphins died for that can.
Post Tue Mar 18, 2003 1:58 am
 
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dolphins evolved from rocks
Post Tue Mar 18, 2003 2:05 am
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before i moved down to the seattle area...about 7 months ago...I worked at the neighborhood food co-op. Ihelped stock shelves, and when it came to the tuna, something always bugged me about the "dolphin safe labels"....

their "dolphin safe" logo is a dolphin with a big red circle and cross-out mark over it, which looks a lot more anti-dolphin, than dolphin friendly....but I digress.

What I really wanted to say was mmmm...dolphins!
Post Tue Mar 18, 2003 2:24 am
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humans rule, dolphins can suck it.
Post Tue Mar 18, 2003 3:00 am
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damn baby you got a fiiine ass
Post Tue Mar 18, 2003 3:11 am
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sneebdotcom you are a cool motherfucker. i am not kidding.
Post Tue Mar 18, 2003 3:18 am
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i fucking agree, this is the best thread ever. dionysis- i've seen cows crossed out too. i think it is weird. but this thread is so cool.
Post Tue Mar 18, 2003 4:10 am
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sneebdotcom...
dude you're the shit.

i don't like dolphins though because i took a blue dolphin and it gave me a bad trip at this one rave i went to in san francisco back in ninety nine. i thought that the people at this rave turned into dolphins and that we were all under water. i couldn't breathe under water and i thought that i was a freak of nature so i ran home crying. dolphins scare me. they have sharp teeth and their always smiling at something. that freaks me out. this girl looks like a dolphin at work so i try to avoid confrontation with her at all costs but the bad part is, is that she likes me.
Post Tue Mar 18, 2003 7:04 am
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