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Sage Francis
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5x favourite albums.

1. "It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold us Back" by Public Enemy

2. "Paul's Boutique" by Beastie Boys

3. "Buhloon Mind State" by De La Soul

4. "Harvest" by Neil Young

5. "Plastic Ono Band" by John Lennon



5x misshaps at shows that You wish You could undo.

1. I did an interview in Chicago back stage at a show. I farted on this guy's microphone. I felt really bad about that later.

2. In the very early part of this new Millenium I had a performance where 6 girls I was involved with on one level or another all showed up. I don't shit where I eat anymore.

3. Someone threw a slice of pizza at me at a show. I didn't even care about that, because I was planning on eating it. But then he threw crust and for some reason the crust really pissed me off. So I walked into the crowd and threw this guy on the ground by his face. I let me emotions get the best of me and that's not a good thing.

4. Most recently I had a show in Wien. I had just arrived in the country that day, I hadn't slept for 2 days and I put on an hour long performance (fat man dancing included.) After my show I went and worked at my merch booth while people cheered for an encore. I was so damn tired that I decided they'd give up calling my name and just accept that the show is over. Then some kid who had been chewing my ear off all night came up to me and said, "That's a real bitch move." I should have pushed him onto the floor by his face.

5. I did a show in Switzerland where the promoter made a HUGE print out of my face. It was on stage and it was meant for me to jump through when it was time for me to begin my show. I thought it would be funny to jump through it at a random time rather than when people expected it, so during Grand Buffet's performance...while they were talking to the crowd...I took off my pants, put on a wig and jumped through the picture of my face. Everything was silent. No one knew who I was. So I acted like I worked at the club and told Grand Buffet to wrap up their set. The only mishap here is that I did not record it.


5x worst things about women.

1. Boobies

2. Bum

3. Too many holes

4. Their independence

5. Babies



5x things we dont know about You.

1. I do not like eating broccoli.

2. I failed shop class in high school.

3. Last night I had a dream that a penis was growing out of the left side of my belly.

4. I haven't been to the dentist in about 15 years.

5. I consider 2008 to be the end.



5x things You love about sweden.

1. People speak great English there.

2. People read a lot of books there.

3. Swedish women don't live up to their myth and legend.

4. Pornography on regular TV

5. Matts. You have the best music journalist in the world.


p.s. I couldn't finish this one. It was too difficult. But here are two answers:

5x crossings of a famous person and an animal and what You would call that creature.

1. Jesus Christ mixed with a ewe. I would call it the Super Jewe.

2. Scarlet Johanson and a Unicorn. I would call it my Magical Little Secret.
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haha Super Jewe
Post Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:21 am
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2008 will be the end? Oh no!
Post Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:27 am
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Sage Francis
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not the end like that, silly
Post Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:52 am
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Too late Sage, I already sold off all my savings bonds and booked a flight to South America.
Post Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:54 am
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Re: 5 answers for 5 questions. Transition Magazine  Reply with quote  

Sage Francis wrote:

5x worst things about women.

4. Their independence



haha. niiiccceee.
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that was fun.

i still dont understand the scarlett j hype though.

nat p forever.
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fun. i don't really like eating broccoli either.
Post Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:56 am
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m hanora
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zagadka wrote:
that was fun.

i still dont understand the scarlett j hype though.

nat p forever.



you crazzaaayyy. when francis came around to scarlett i was like "finally, thank god. f natalie."

at first i was foolin and didn't think she was so hot, but then i saw how classic and curvy and great in chanel she looks. as well as plain cotton panties.
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m hanora wrote:
zagadka wrote:
that was fun.

i still dont understand the scarlett j hype though.

nat p forever.



you crazzaaayyy. when francis came around to scarlett i was like "finally, thank god. f natalie."

at first i was foolin and didn't think she was so hot, but then i saw how classic and curvy and great in chanel she looks. as well as plain cotton panties.


Yeah I'm a big SJ fan too. She's got that classy cool throwback calm style. And she dates all the people in hollywood I like the most. Ryan Reynolds as the latest example.
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ive always said choosing the best de la album is the true test of a man. buhloone mind state is seldom the choice made. but damn it should be. proud of you!!
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zagadka
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i won't argue that she's got a gorgeous face and beautifully proportioned body... but she still irks me for some reason.

what i DO like that she's unabashed about never going on diets. she looks like she's healthy and she enjoys eating. not enjoyment in the sense that she actually eats...but more or less "i just had a spiritual awakening in my mouf hole" kind of enjoyment.

i like when people like food.

wow, that was a departure from the original topic.
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There's so much bad food, it's hard for me to enjoy food beyond like the occasional satisfied craving. Plus everyone is obsessed with finding ways to put vegetables in your food. Yuck!
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Sage Francis
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NP and SJ both have something very special about them.

Disposition.

NP is and always will be the original.

SJ came and kinda shook things up a bit.

Both are heart monsters.

I wouldn't want to sit at a dinner table with either one of them.

Hollyweird Actors are scumbags. They don't all start out scummy, but they end up that way. It's in the California bottled water or something.
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"San Francisco Fat"

Hollywood is a breeding ground for assholes
Egos get as big, as Billy Corgans (THAT'S BIG!)
Skinny girl, eat some more food!
Muscleman, you look like a fucking freak!

Hollywood is a nice place for the weekend
Not a place, for a nice person to live (I DO!)
Movie star, no one likes you
How d'ya learn, to be so fucking mean?

Take me home (TO) sweet West bay
Big women (Ooo) Stinky's peepshow
This Thursday (YEAH)
Glamour pussy and some New York band

Let's go (LET'S GO!)

Los Angeles, ÜBER ALLES
Or at least, that's what they like to believe

Take me home (TO) sweet West bay
Big women (Ooo) Stinkey's peepshow
This Thursday (YEAH)
Boobzilla flattens out Dick Tokyo
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