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Sage Francis
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Underbite Ben Remembers School prt 1.  Reply with quote  

I just recieved the Makeshift Patriot EP test presses. This poem is featured on the back along with more writing and fun puzzles and games:



Once upon time, in a small New England school house, a young boy was reprimanded for refusing to stand up with the rest of his fellow monkeys and talk magic to a flag pole.

Decades later he made a triumphant return...

in black face...

with a bag of inflated condoms bouncing over his corroded shoulder pads.

Violently twisting each penis balloon into the shape of a disease ridden baby, he successfully replaced the entire student body with his bloated, contraceptive replicas.

Pulling off the greatest kidnapping in all the history of pigtail abductions, he outsmarted the school faculty until a janitor detected a leak in one of the faulty hand guns.


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Post Thu Dec 19, 2002 10:57 pm
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geoffwalker



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i am soooooooooo cool.
i am suuuuuuuch a bigger sage fan than you.
i (along with everyone at the SJ show) heard this first.

BWAHAHAHA.

really though, i liked it then, i like it now. looking forward to the tour, the EP ('s) and HOPE.

thank you sage, you're no Legolas though
Post Thu Dec 19, 2002 11:11 pm
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dorkasaurus



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mmmm legolas.
Post Thu Dec 19, 2002 11:49 pm
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excellrec



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yeah....  Reply with quote  

I must say, the term, "went over my head" doesn't begin to describe how much i didnt get that, what in the hell are you talking about...sage
Post Fri Dec 20, 2002 3:19 am
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Sage Francis
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school
Post Fri Dec 20, 2002 7:09 am
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infidelone
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Is this about eminem?
Post Fri Dec 20, 2002 7:59 am
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amo1ne



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haha this is great Sage.
Post Fri Dec 20, 2002 8:11 am
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ONE.



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I WAS AT THE SJ SHOW!!!!!!

haha.. that is dope.. I can't wait to get my Makeshift EP..

peaces.
Post Fri Dec 20, 2002 11:05 am
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