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REST IN PEACE to the Brown Corduroy Pants 10/28/02
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Sage Francis
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REST IN PEACE to the Brown Corduroy Pants 10/28/02  Reply with quote  

They have seen 4 tours.
They saw ALL of North America, Sweden, Iceland, UK, Hawaii and Australia.
They were searched so many times that the airport security has a profile on them.
They withstood Minneapolis winters and Arizona deserts.
People kept telling me to get a new pair of pants, as if these pants were easy to replace.
Told me to get rid of them, as if they were disposable.
About a year ago they faced a damaging blow to the back of the right leg. A rip. A tear. A wound that was mended by 50 safety pins. A scar that bled personality. It became an endearing quality and after a while I forgot what life was like without random safety pins sticking into my calf. It was the good kind of pain. Like picking scabs out of your nose. But this kind of RIP we're talking about now can't be taped shut. A hole in the crotch and several up and coming leg windows made it obvious to me...it's time.

I always wondered how great they would have gotten along with Black Sweatshirt. If my heart pumps any bit of truth, I know they would have been the perfect marriage of top and bottom. In my moment of disbelief and sorrow, I am saved only by the idea that Black Sweatshirt is waiting for Brown Corduroy Pants in the afterworld.
This is not a mourning of their death...but a celebration of their life.
You'll see me wearing new clothes, but that doesn't change how naked I'll be until death sends me into heaven's dressing room.


R.I.P.
Post Mon Oct 28, 2002 10:15 pm
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Don Knotts



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haha...funny shit...reminds me of my never worn-out classic nylon reeboks
Post Mon Oct 28, 2002 10:30 pm
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Jaryd



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a tear for the ghetto  Reply with quote  

and you were just talking about how great they were at swarthmore
poor francy pants
Post Mon Oct 28, 2002 10:46 pm
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themanifestdestiny



Joined: 30 Jun 2002
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I've recently considered retiring my pants too. I think I might send them out with a bang by wearing them to GWAR on Thursday because they'll never make it out alive, but at least they'll go out in style, blood and jizz.
Post Mon Oct 28, 2002 10:50 pm
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FuseONE



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brown pants and a black sweatshirt? that sounds fashionable heh.
Post Mon Oct 28, 2002 11:16 pm
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futuristxen



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Everytime I go home and my mom sees a pair of pants with holes in them, she steals them away and says I shouldn't be wearing pants with holes in them...it makes me very sad. So many good pairs of pants with so many memories...I mean it's a mother being a mother I suppose. But still.

the umbilical cord is dragging me behind a broken down station wagon, and all I wanted was control over my pants.

Peace be with you Sage. I aspire to one day have pants that I can retire.
Post Tue Oct 29, 2002 12:34 am
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triptik



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sell your pants on ebay!!!!!

i have a friend who wants to sell his girlfriends dirty thongs on ebay, you might as well sell your autographed brown cord pants with some pics of youwearing it. i am sure some kids will buy 'em.
Post Tue Oct 29, 2002 12:42 am
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Sage Francis
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trust me. I am saving the pants. They will be worth a pretty penny when I'm through with this world.
Post Tue Oct 29, 2002 12:59 am
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darianluv



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Put your pants to rest on the same day i was born, haha.
Post Tue Oct 29, 2002 1:06 am
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PaigeMaster6



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as crazy as this sounds...  Reply with quote  

i have this REALLY clear image of you with these pants on...
and for some STRANGE reason...i totally feel them being gone.

i really don't know why.

but i really do.
Post Tue Oct 29, 2002 1:10 am
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dorkasaurus



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'cause they're gone, they're gone, ohhh-iiiii beettta learn how to face it....

love that song :)
Post Tue Oct 29, 2002 1:27 am
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just natalie



Joined: 04 Oct 2002
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the "pants."
ahaha.
i have a pair that i am "emotionally attached" to as well.
mine are retired and rest in peace in my closet.

oh the pain...
Post Tue Oct 29, 2002 2:44 am
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dabinduppes



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mmmmmmmmmmm.........crotchless pants
Post Wed Oct 30, 2002 12:18 pm
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Path



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put em up on ebay... "sage francis's torn used up pants"

i bet theyd get a few hundred bucks. haha
Post Wed Oct 30, 2002 1:17 pm
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Fladlien



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A neat trick I learned when your pant leg gets a tear in it. You take a shoe string, and make small holes and just lace up your pants like it was a shoe. It works better than safety pins. Of course you could just find someone to sew it up for you, but then you wouldn't' be half the dunny thug you are. Also to the person that knows someone who wants to sell their dirty thongs on EBay, it's illegal to send that stuff through the mail.
Post Wed Oct 30, 2002 1:28 pm
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