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infidelone
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to hell with hip-hop and controversy  Reply with quote  

Anyone else masterbate in the bathroom at work, or is that just something I should have kept to myself?


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Post Thu Jul 11, 2002 3:38 pm
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pony boy



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yeah  Reply with quote  

i've done it at least 3 times that i can remember.
Post Thu Jul 11, 2002 3:41 pm
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Sasperilla Sasquatch



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ive never done that .. but my friend got expelled for doing it in the middle of class .. thats bold font type shit .. jus look over and this kids yanking 1 off ewww
Post Thu Jul 11, 2002 3:50 pm
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infidelone
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I used to smoke cigarettes, so that was how I relieved all that pent up energy and stress. Take a smoke break and chill, then hit the john for a poop. That would always kill a good half an hour. Now, i go for the old beat and delete. I hit up Morpheus, download a few lesbian teenagers at play, eagerly await the completion of the download, the anticipation builds, then bam----the download sux. So I go to the bathroom and imagine my ex girlfriends one by one riding me and blowing me and blah blah blah..until......some asshole walks in and just like highschool, I pretend to be pooping until the asshole leaves. Then I finish up, whipe , and it's back to network administration.
Post Thu Jul 11, 2002 3:53 pm
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TheDude



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Damn homie! That shit was a lil too detailed.




But, now I don't feel so alone, I admit it! I'm an at work spanker myself. Fuck it wastes time at this boring ass job. Not more time than this but it's more fun.





"The Dude, from Los Angel-ees"
Post Thu Jul 11, 2002 4:07 pm
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MessiahCarey



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infidelone wrote:
I used to smoke cigarettes, so that was how I relieved all that pent up energy and stress. Take a smoke break and chill, then hit the john for a poop. That would always kill a good half an hour. Now, i go for the old beat and delete. I hit up Morpheus, download a few lesbian teenagers at play, eagerly await the completion of the download, the anticipation builds, then bam----the download sux. So I go to the bathroom and imagine my ex girlfriends one by one riding me and blowing me and blah blah blah..until......some asshole walks in and just like highschool, I pretend to be pooping until the asshole leaves. Then I finish up, whipe , and it's back to network administration.


Just replace the imagination part with a laptop, wireless network, and porn.

Heh.

Peace,
Shane
Post Thu Jul 11, 2002 10:46 pm
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illmatik06



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this is truly sickening  Reply with quote  

im intrigued by those sick descriptions.
Post Thu Jul 11, 2002 11:38 pm
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Reggie



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This may be the most candid information I have ever seen on the internet.

Kudos.
Post Fri Jul 12, 2002 6:30 am
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Wallet Inspector



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Here's some tips for slackers at work... feel free to post more:

1. Take a rest, watching the boss's door. When it opens, pretend like you were doing something. (If you're sweeping, stand there resting with the broom in the start position and then just start sweeping when the door opens)
2. Take at least a 5 minute bathroom break early in your shift. Then people will forget you were in there already and you can go back in later in the shift. I often like to lock the door and simply sit down for 10 minutes when i don't have to piss.
3. Put a hard-working look on your face while doing something easy. Then milk that easy job for as long as it's worth.
Post Fri Jul 12, 2002 7:49 am
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information tech jobs REPREZENT.....!!!!!
Post Fri Jul 12, 2002 10:28 am
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