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Sage Francis
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IM #5...the fruit man. 7/10/02  Reply with quote  

Lynchdj214: hello.
Lynchdj214: i think you're an awfully fine writer of verse.

SAGEkillz: you fruit

Lynchdj214: i really dig that ode to the sweater thing.
Lynchdj214: fruit?

SAGEkillz: you damn fruit

Lynchdj214: damn fruit.

SAGEkillz: what a damn fruit you have to be

Lynchdj214: to dig you?
Lynchdj214: you saying your fans are a contingency of fruits?

SAGEkillz: you fruity fan contingent

Lynchdj214: you've got me.
Lynchdj214: caught me red handed.
Lynchdj214: really though, i like the songs.

SAGEkillz: thanks

Lynchdj214: your welcome.
Lynchdj214: you read much?

SAGEkillz: enough to notice your grammar mistakes, princess

Lynchdj214: i'm no princess.
Lynchdj214: more like a sunstalk.

SAGEkillz: why

Lynchdj214: well A) i'm of the male gender.
Lynchdj214: B) i know of no royal lineage.
Lynchdj214: who do you read?

SAGEkillz: Danielle Steel

Lynchdj214: seriously?
Lynchdj214: cause you spelled her name wrong i believe.

SAGEkillz: Steele

Lynchdj214: there you go.
Lynchdj214: you ever read kerouac?

SAGEkillz: beat poets are for greasers. are you a GREASER?!!?

Lynchdj214: i wouldn't say i'm a greaser, no.
Lynchdj214: actually, i don't quite know the meaning.

SAGEkillz: then wipe your butt

Lynchdj214: you don't like the beats?
Lynchdj214: how about the harlem renaissance?
Lynchdj214: you did hughes?
Lynchdj214: dig*
Lynchdj214: dig hughes, there.

SAGEkillz: man, I dig anyone who can masturbate so well on page

Lynchdj214: so, you did keroauc.
Lynchdj214: dig,
Lynchdj214: well, then, in specifics, who do you like to read?

SAGEkillz: mainly, http://illmitch.150m.com/Mitch3.htm
SAGEkillz: that's the stuff that's opening me up to new worlds

Lynchdj214: you like gil scott heron?

SAGEkillz: why are you asking me about all these popular writers and musicians. Do you like saturdays?

Lynchdj214: mostly.
Lynchdj214: i like fridays better.
Lynchdj214: i just figure, you know, you've got to have some influences.

SAGEkillz: it's not from them. my influences have been rap
SAGEkillz: PE
SAGEkillz: KRS
SAGEkillz: Beasties
SAGEkillz: Run DMC
SAGEkillz: Ice T
SAGEkillz: Kool moe Dee
SAGEkillz: Rakim
SAGEkillz: Too Short
SAGEkillz: NWA
SAGEkillz: 83-96 hiphop
SAGEkillz: that's it. that and whatver pop culture was forced on me

Lynchdj214: tribe?
Lynchdj214: how about de la soul?

SAGEkillz: they fit in that time frame don't they, math face?

Lynchdj214: well i don't suppose you can like everyone from 83-96.

SAGEkillz: they were all influences though

Lynchdj214: i mean, do you bang luke?

SAGEkillz: yes
SAGEkillz: I did

Lynchdj214: hahahahaha.
Lynchdj214: luke.

SAGEkillz: and I can honestly say he was an influence

Lynchdj214: what about kool keith?

SAGEkillz: I have to imagine you are retarded. right now...I have to accept you actually have a learning disability. not enough to incapacitate you...but enough to make your conversations worthless

Lynchdj214: yeah.
Lynchdj214: well what wouldn't be useless?

SAGEkillz: jumping back on the tree branch you fell from

Lynchdj214: and?
Lynchdj214: i mean, in all technicality, kool keith was post 96 anyways. everything before that was under psuedonyms and groups.

SAGEkillz: wrong
SAGEkillz: so damn wrong


Lynchdj214: i'm right.
Lynchdj214: sex style wasn't till 1997.
Lynchdj214: oh well.
Lynchdj214: enjoy the night.
Lynchdj214: be a sunstalk.

SAGEkillz: hey
SAGEkillz: dummy
SAGEkillz: Sexstyle wasn't the first thing cool keith did. that was the latter part of his career
SAGEkillz: I'm not going to school you on his history because you have truly annoyed me with your stubborn stupidity. I will not respond again. good night, Ultramagnetic Fruit Basket


Last edited by Sage Francis on Wed Jul 10, 2002 10:58 am; edited 1 time in total
Post Wed Jul 10, 2002 2:29 am
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hehe

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Post Wed Jul 10, 2002 2:59 am
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Reggie



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"Math face"

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Post Wed Jul 10, 2002 6:38 am
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Emseeyi



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holy shit  Reply with quote  

holy shit...this is truly funny...that dude is a personal friend of mine...Dan Lynch...i'm glad to see someone throw his stupidity back in his face..he acts like he knows soo much about everything especially hiphop and has the nerve to put it down like its not a true artform...thank you Sage...thank you very much...you made my day...wait fuck that you made my month..and possibly my year with taht...i cant wait to talk to Lynch today...
Post Wed Jul 10, 2002 10:11 am
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lol "math face"...

-oNe-
Post Wed Jul 10, 2002 2:18 pm
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Drew_Money



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Thats shit was hilarious
Post Wed Jul 10, 2002 4:26 pm
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the incredible ticktalk



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mathface that's frackin fan-at-ical  Reply with quote  

i especially liked the link to the popup. that shit opened up worlds for me too.
Post Wed Jul 10, 2002 5:17 pm
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Jimmie Ooombar



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LOL@Math Face.
Post Wed Jul 10, 2002 10:41 pm
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T-Wrex
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He really proved you wrong on that Kool Kieth tip! LOL
Post Thu Jul 11, 2002 11:10 am
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illusion



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i think sage lost that one. he really got annoyed that he had to have the last word. lol the math face was great though.
Post Thu Jul 11, 2002 12:44 pm
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Math Face, ha, that will be my new alias, sorry sage, im taking that moniker, p diddy style

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Post Fri Jul 12, 2002 2:27 am
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SyMbOLyK



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Jesus what a herb that kid is, He need to get a freakin life...
Post Fri Jul 12, 2002 8:59 am
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Emphasis



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Re: IM #5...the fruit man. 7/10/02  Reply with quote  

Sage Francis wrote:
SAGEkillz: I have to imagine you are retarded. right now...I have to accept you actually have a learning disability. not enough to incapacitate you...but enough to make your conversations worthless


LMAO!!!
Post Fri Jul 12, 2002 3:54 pm
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nOnamEjameS



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haha  Reply with quote  

Ultramagnetic Fruit Basket

christ, that had me rolling on the floor
Post Sun Jul 14, 2002 10:42 am
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oh oops, i didnt realise 'fruit' had anything to do with homosexuality...i guess im not up to speed on my homophobic slang, well live and learn........

Anyway, interesting to see Sage reply 3 times in a row, without warant of answer to a question.... hmm, methinks he was quite enjoying that conversation.
Its interesting actually, because i was thinking about yself in that situation, i find it hard to insult people upfront like that, even online... i guess thouigh that it soon becomes a habbit when you get as much practice as he does...
Post Wed Jul 17, 2002 3:28 pm
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