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ianaddisonhall



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best actor my hallibaster....dah  Reply with quote  

For real home slices, one movie that made me hate the world after i watched it was "John Q"...it insulted the intelligence of lab rats and monkey feces around the globe...i lost a little faith in mankind after i suffered threw that one...HOLLA!
Post Tue Sep 24, 2002 8:17 am
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I want to take this opportunity to tell the guy who thinks the matrix is the worst movie ever that he is a pretentious ass.


And Sage Francis is a bitchboy for not liking Cabin Boy. Jesus! How can you not like Cabin Boy??? Smoke a spliff and watch it again man.... you will be cracking up!
Post Wed Sep 25, 2002 1:02 am
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Sage Francis
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Cabin Boy felt forced and sad.

I'm sure a spliff could cure all wack movies though. Maybe that was your solution to One Hour Photo. I'll have to give it a try.
Post Wed Sep 25, 2002 1:06 am
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hey, that t.v. show "misfits of science" was pretty fucking awful.
Post Wed Sep 25, 2002 1:44 am
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You people have weird taste.

Sometimes I'm more entertained by a BAD movie than a good one.

Such as "Kung Pow". That movie was fucking terrible... but I laughed non-stop through the whole thing.

Any Ken Russel film other than "Whore" has awesome imagery... but doesn't make ANY sense.

Also... any Troma Film is usually entertaining, although completely retarded and badly done. (i.e. Toxic Avenger)

Fave. semi-new MAGNIFICENTLY done movie = Amelie
Post Wed Sep 25, 2002 8:19 am
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dorkasaurus



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i mistakenly tried to watch battlefield earth, several times actually (you know sometimes when you try to watch a movie when you're in a certain mood it sucks, then when you watch it at a later date it's not so bad), but each time it was horrible. i count myself pretty tolerant when it comes to movies, i even watched glitter (i had bugger all to do and i wanted to see what all the fuss was about), and while it was a bad movie with bad acting, i was able to trudge through it. but battlefield earth was unwatchable.

it's even a point of pride that i like allegedly bad movies such as hudson hawk. i think that movie is hilarious.
Post Wed Sep 25, 2002 12:50 pm
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"gymkata" made a mockery of modern gymnastics. damn those karate smart asses.
Post Wed Sep 25, 2002 2:27 pm
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this wee tit is going to grace many a bad movie in the years to come.....



Post Wed Sep 25, 2002 2:46 pm
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coma emilio wrote:
this wee tit is going to grace many a bad movie in the years to come.....






i know.... bruce willis really sucks....
Post Wed Sep 25, 2002 3:05 pm
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he's talking about Queen Elizabeth in the middle.



and Gymkata was hot!
Post Wed Sep 25, 2002 7:34 pm
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Cabin Boy did have its moments (very few) A movie with David Letterman in it cant be all trash can it?
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A significant portion of the dialogue on Dr. Octagon-Octagonecologyst was sampled from Cabin Boy. The movie did suck though.

Also Handsome Boy modeling school came from an episode of "Get a Life" TV show starring Chris Elliott.

Automator must dig Chris Elliot.

Does anyone know where that first track on Octagonecologyst is sampled from?

Brian
Post Wed Sep 25, 2002 8:13 pm
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Jesus Frank



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Battlefield Earth  Reply with quote  

Man, Battlefield Earth has a classic line that shouldn't be missed by anyone.. somewhere in the beginning of the movie a guy rides a horse up a mountain and meets some girl that I don't remember who she was. But they knew each other anyhow.. so she says something and he replies with a "no I don't". The line might not be that funny in itself, and it is probably not even supposed to be. But the way he says it.. me and a friend just laughed for days and we still refer to that classic almost 2 years after seeing it.
Pathetic? Maybe so.
Post Thu Sep 26, 2002 12:02 pm
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[quote="Tashya Salad"]You people have weird taste.

Sometimes I'm more entertained by a BAD movie than a good one.

Such as "Kung Pow". That movie was fucking terrible... but I laughed non-stop through the whole thing.


I don't see how anybody could lauph at this movie. This movie is complete SHIT. I've seen stupid ass movies that are so stupid that you lauph, but this is definately not one of them. Cabin Boy is one of these movies, funnier than shit. I loved Chris Elliots show Get A Life. I used to watch that shit every week. I seen that episode too, that Automator sampled for Handsome Boy. Funny shit


The worst movie ever......
anything with Mario Van Peoples, the worst fuckin actor in the world.
Post Thu Sep 26, 2002 12:25 pm
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Well I laughed all through 8 Legged Freaks, mostly at the parts that weren't meant to be funny.
Post Thu Sep 26, 2002 12:41 pm
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