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Say Sam Ting



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Perfect Toy for little girls  Reply with quote  

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/stores/detail/-/imaginarium/B00005NEBW/104-7590252-4865556ref%3Dpd%5Fsbs%5Ft%5Fimg%5F1/002-3472636-0810447

but that boy in the picture is a flamer..

Read the reviews... Hillarious
Post Tue Sep 03, 2002 5:56 pm
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Aroen



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I seen that ish at Target.

It really is a huge dildo.
Post Tue Sep 03, 2002 6:08 pm
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Sage Francis
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holy motherfucking shit  Reply with quote  

"When my 12 year old daughter asked for this for her birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but she seems to LOVE it. Her friends love it too! They play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too! I reccomend this for all children."

hot damn.
Post Tue Sep 03, 2002 6:12 pm
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Gee-Q



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thats fucking dirty

uuuggggh

peace
gee-Q
Post Tue Sep 03, 2002 6:29 pm
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praton3030



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HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHA
Post Tue Sep 03, 2002 6:41 pm
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futuristxen



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praton3030 wrote:
HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHA


And also


HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHA

damn. that's sick.
Post Tue Sep 03, 2002 6:46 pm
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mc poohammer



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thats fucken awesome. the parent testimonials are the best. especially the one about the bro and sis that fight over it.
Post Tue Sep 03, 2002 7:28 pm
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gerhupsom vanbone



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damn  Reply with quote  

why did that dude have to be from Maine?

Im so ashamed.

all fifty some odd states and that Vantro kid had to be from mine.

anyone else here in this dilema?
Post Tue Sep 03, 2002 7:46 pm
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SneepSnopDotCom
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Just when I start getting sick of this reality......


Thank you. This is beautiful.... The man's plot to turn all women into our bisexual sex slaves in full effect. Let's get em hooked on orgasms as soon as possible boys, yeee haw.
Post Tue Sep 03, 2002 7:49 pm
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amano



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the second I saw this, I KNEW it was gonna be about the Harry Potter vibrating nimbus 2000. Somehow, I just knew it. If I bought that for my kid, I'd let her play with it, without the batteries of course.
Post Tue Sep 03, 2002 7:59 pm
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Sage Francis
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my favorite toy when i was a kid was a wheel. Some random steel wheel that came off of SOMETHING...it was about 6 inches in diameter.

I would roll it over my lap and totally dig the feeling. My first taste of sexual stimulation.

I was 4. hahaha.


good luck, kiddies
Post Tue Sep 03, 2002 8:05 pm
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John De(newtronic)



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Re: holy motherfucking shit  Reply with quote  

Sage Francis wrote:
"When my 12 year old daughter asked for this for her birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but she seems to LOVE it. Her friends love it too! They play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too! I reccomend this for all children."

hot damn.


Was gonna post the same testimonial... 17 huh? I'm sure she enjoys it more when none are around...
Post Tue Sep 03, 2002 8:23 pm
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Sage Francis
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woah...I never looked at it from that angle.

now it's REALLY funny!
Post Tue Sep 03, 2002 8:48 pm
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Gee-Q



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hahahah  Reply with quote  

reminds me of when i got my first cabbage patch kid when i was 4


hahahahah

peace
gee-Q
Post Tue Sep 03, 2002 8:57 pm
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Fladlien



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Sage Francis wrote:
woah...I never looked at it from that angle.

now it's REALLY funny!



This response is even funnier then the nimbus toy itself.
Post Tue Sep 03, 2002 9:00 pm
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