Sleep of Oldominion is a teddy bear. I just wanna squeeze him so tight that he squeaks and squeals and spins his lyrical miracle wheels.
Ed McMahon still owes me $10,000,000.o0. Even in death. Still…RIP.
The Providence Phoenix overlooked every one of our artists in the local poll. Damn it feels good to be an angster.
Ahmadinejad? More like…Ah, ma dick is hodd. PWNT!!!
Did you know that Miss Elizabeth from the WWF died in 2003? Overdosed in Lex Luger’s house at the age of 42. That shit is blowing my mind right now. RIP Miss Elizabeth.
A good craftsman never blames his tools.
The BIKE FOR THREE CDs and Vinyl are back in stock. New genre: Electro Love-Rap.
Did you see me in Hangover? I tazed Zach Galifuckbuttkiss in the face. Benjamin FTW.
Brand new SNAPBACK styles & colors are in stock now, including our first Sage Francis name logo cap! Click here to see them all.
Sage Francis "Make 'Em Purr" T-Shirts! Available in Men's & Women's sizes here.
The SFR Flag Cape is an exact replica of the one worn onstage by Sage Francis! One of the most-requested Sage merch items of the past decade is finally here!