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Sleep of Oldominion

Sleep of Oldominion is a teddy bear. I just wanna squeeze him so tight that he squeaks and squeals and spins his lyrical miracle wheels.

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Eddie!

Ed McMahon still owes me $10,000,000.o0. Even in death. Still…RIP.

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weaklies

The Providence Phoenix overlooked every one of our artists in the local poll. Damn it feels good to be an angster.

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ahmadinejad

Ahmadinejad? More like…Ah, ma dick is hodd. PWNT!!!

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elizabeth!!!

Did you know that Miss Elizabeth from the WWF died in 2003? Overdosed in Lex Luger’s house at the age of 42. That shit is blowing my mind right now. RIP Miss Elizabeth.

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arts and crafts

A good craftsman never blames his tools.

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Bike for Three

The BIKE FOR THREE CDs and Vinyl are back in stock.  New genre: Electro Love-Rap.

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Did you see me in Hangover? I tazed Zach Galifuckbuttkiss in the face. Benjamin FTW.

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